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I'd like to make you happy. What would it take? Cut your grass? Do your laundry? Cook for you? Smiley_emoticons_fies

Every now & then I ask a question I live to regret.






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06-10-2018 04:39 PM
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I'll take a deep tissue hot oil massage.





06-10-2018 04:53 PM
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(06-10-2018 04:53 PM)BigMark Wrote:  I'll take a deep tissue hot oil massage.


Wooo, that looks divine! I'd be loose as a goose.

I researched it and I can handle that.

Jump up on my table said the spider to the fly.






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06-10-2018 05:05 PM
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1) Clean and organize the apartment.
2) Mercy kill my Dad.
3) Kidnap my brother and leave him in the woods/desert to fend for himself
4) Pray that my brother survives and develops survival skills and a sense of responsibility.

Edit: Kidding! (somewhat)






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(06-10-2018 05:39 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  1) Clean and organize the apartment.


The cleaning product aisle at the supermarket is my favorite aisle. Not kidding, and organization is fun for me. If I ever get a stretch of time to devote to it my intention is to put all my pastas, flours, sugar, rice, etc in clear glass containers. My heart pitter pattered just thinking about doing so.

I can handle all that for you, Clang. *flexes*






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(06-10-2018 04:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

I'd like to make you happy. What would it take? Cut your grass? Do your laundry? Cook for you? Smiley_emoticons_fies

Every now & then I ask a question I live to regret.

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You can make me happy by . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I'll have to get back to you on that! Smiley_emoticons_fies






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06-10-2018 06:12 PM
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You can do all that at once, just leave the gas on the stove on.





06-10-2018 06:15 PM
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(06-10-2018 05:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:  
(06-10-2018 05:39 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  1) Clean and organize the apartment.


The cleaning product aisle at the supermarket is my favorite aisle. Not kidding, and organization is fun for me. If I ever get a stretch of time to devote to it my intention is to put all my pastas, flours, sugar, rice, etc in clear glass containers. My heart pitter pattered just thinking about doing so.

I can handle all that for you, Clang. *flexes*

I'll have to send you pics of the apartment so you can see how bad it is and see how long it would take you to clean and organize. My oldest brother says it would only take him an hour to clean our whole apartment. I'd probably have to pay you a minimum of $25/hr.

(*sigh* And yes I know your not actually going to clean and organize the apartment. But the fantasy is enough for now.)






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06-10-2018 09:05 PM
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Don't you have Mexicans or Asians with no pride you can hire for god's sakes?





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(06-11-2018 01:33 AM)BigMark Wrote:  Don't you have Mexicans or Asians with no pride you can hire for god's sakes?









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(06-10-2018 09:05 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  I'll have to send you pics of the apartment so you can see how bad it is and see how long it would take you to clean and organize. My oldest brother says it would only take him an hour to clean our whole apartment. I'd probably have to pay you a minimum of $25/hr.

(*sigh* And yes I know your not actually going to clean and organize the apartment. But the fantasy is enough for now.)


In all seriousness, if I were closer I would absolutely help you. What are friends for! I'd also give your brother a come to Jesus talk.






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(06-10-2018 04:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

I'd like to make you happy. What would it take? Cut your grass? Do your laundry? Cook for you? Smiley_emoticons_fies

Every now & then I ask a question I live to regret.

Just kick back ,enjoy a strawberry daiquiri or pina colada with my wife , GF and I and share some laughs. Just spending time with the 3 of you would make me smile.






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06-11-2018 11:58 AM
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(06-11-2018 10:11 AM)Duchess Wrote:  
(06-10-2018 09:05 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  I'll have to send you pics of the apartment so you can see how bad it is and see how long it would take you to clean and organize. My oldest brother says it would only take him an hour to clean our whole apartment. I'd probably have to pay you a minimum of $25/hr.

(*sigh* And yes I know your not actually going to clean and organize the apartment. But the fantasy is enough for now.)


In all seriousness, if I were closer I would absolutely help you. What are friends for! I'd also give your brother a come to Jesus talk.

Thanks, D. I think he could really use that talk. He's off to the casino again today in my car while I'm stranded here at the apartment. I had planned to do a few errands today before I return to work on Wednesday. I sometimes regret giving him the spare set of keys to my car.






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