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Shorts Too High to FLY!

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Shorts Too High to FLY!
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#21
07-02-2018, 01:16 AM
I am against wardrobe modifications. I am glad she got a reimbursement for her troubles.
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07-02-2018, 09:22 PM
(07-01-2018, 09:22 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Ms McMuffin suggested tying a sweater around her waist or just leaving a blanket over her legs, but was instead asked to buy something to wear over her shorts just before the flight was set to take off.

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Now THOSE ugly blooming shorts she bought last-minute are offensive, but at least she didn't miss her flight.

After she posted on social media about Jet Blue's very 'subjective' dress code, she got an apology from the airline and a $162 credit towards a future flight for her troubles.
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She also should have gotten reimbursed for having to buy those god awful blooming shorts!78
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07-03-2018, 01:24 PM
(07-01-2018, 10:09 PM)BigMark Wrote: If you run out of butter and or sour cream on a baked potato soy sauce rocks.


Seriously? I ask because that's something I would try. I've used salad dressing before and I like it. I try not to load a potato with butter & sour cream. Good God Almighty!
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07-03-2018, 03:18 PM
(07-03-2018, 01:24 PM)Duchess Wrote: I try not to load a potato with butter & sour cream. Good God Almighty![/i][/size]

Agreed. You also need to load it with a fuckton of bacon bits.
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#25
07-03-2018, 07:36 PM
Is this an old story by the way? I thought I saw this somewhere else.
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#26
07-03-2018, 07:45 PM
She is known as Maggie McMuffin. It happed in 2016, I think it happened in Seattle!
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#27
07-03-2018, 08:40 PM
Yoga pants show everything.
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#28
07-04-2018, 02:13 AM
Can you put on a pair and show me Big Mark?
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07-04-2018, 05:54 AM


Do it, Mark, doooooo iiiiiit.
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#30
07-05-2018, 02:42 AM
Actually, I wonder what would happen if Mark put on the same shorts and tried to fly the same airline.
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#31
07-05-2018, 08:47 AM
They would put me in first class?
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#32
07-05-2018, 12:48 PM
I think they'd more likely put you in a straitjacket.

I like baked potatoes with A1 sauce.
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07-05-2018, 12:51 PM
(07-05-2018, 12:48 PM)sally Wrote: I like baked potatoes with A1 sauce.


You inspired me.
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#34
07-05-2018, 01:10 PM
I also like baked potatoes stuffed with butter, sour cream, cheese sauce and smoked brisket. Or baked potatoes with chili and cheese. But that's like 10,000 calories so it's best to only eat that once a year unless you want to look like Clang and FatMark.
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07-05-2018, 01:18 PM
(07-05-2018, 01:10 PM)sally Wrote: I also like baked potatoes stuffed with butter, sour cream, cheese sauce and smoked brisket. Or baked potatoes with chili and cheese. But that's like 10,000 calories so it's best to only eat that once a year unless you want to look like Clang and FatMark.


I started a thread. hah
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