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Maggot Offline
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Is this racist?

There are some roofers on the roof sealing a curb for a new A.C. unit so I saw a black guy coming down the stairs...........

Me:Are you the roofer sealing that curb on the roof?
Him: yup, and its hot up there!
Me: WOW! you have a GREAT tan!!!
Him: chuckle I sure do!






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07-10-2018 11:21 AM
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RE: Is this racist?



No, not racist. Not in my opinion anyway.






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07-10-2018 11:46 AM
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RE: Is this racist?

(07-10-2018 11:21 AM)Maggot Wrote:  There are some roofers on the roof sealing a curb for a new A.C. unit so I saw a black guy coming down the stairs...........

Me:Are you the roofer sealing that curb on the roof?
Him: yup, and its hot up there!
Me: WOW! you have a GREAT tan!!!
Him: chuckle I sure do!

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Lucky he had a sense of humor.

He may have said, yeah it's year round tan!






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07-10-2018 01:20 PM
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RE: Is this racist?

Today Home depot sent me an e-mail asking how I liked the 50lbs bag of Cow manure I bought was and I told them it was the best shit I ever bought.






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07-10-2018 01:50 PM
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RE: Is this racist?



Paying for poop is as wild as paying for water.

I've given people horse poop.

There used to be a guy who came around and took all the poop away and whenever he came back for more he always bought boxes of fresh mushrooms.






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07-10-2018 02:38 PM
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RE: Is this racist?

You sell mushrooms?





07-10-2018 03:43 PM
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(07-10-2018 03:43 PM)sally Wrote:  You sell mushrooms?


No, the dude we called the shit man would bring them whenever he came for another load of horse manure. He'd come in a big semi trailer and take it back up into Pennsylvania to the mushroom farms. Getting boxes of fresh mushrooms was just a perk of giving away horse poop.






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07-10-2018 03:49 PM
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RE: Is this racist?

I figured that's what you meant since you never mentioned being a mushroom farmer before, but you forgot to put the r in brought so I wasn't sure.





07-10-2018 04:51 PM
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(07-10-2018 04:51 PM)sally Wrote:  you forgot to put the r in brought


im unedukated :(






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07-10-2018 04:55 PM
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RE: Is this racist?

(07-10-2018 01:50 PM)Maggot Wrote:  Today Home depot sent me an e-mail asking how I liked the 50lbs bag of Cow manure I bought was and I told them it was the best shit I ever bought.

I would have given you my poop for free. By the cupful.

Watch out for my new youtube video "One Fat Fuck, One Cup".






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07-10-2018 05:44 PM
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RE: Is this racist?

You missed the cup you lazy slob.





07-10-2018 05:50 PM
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RE: Is this racist?

(07-10-2018 05:50 PM)BigMark Wrote:  You missed the cup you lazy slob.

That's ok, you'll be around to lick up later, ya perv.






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07-10-2018 05:53 PM
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RE: Is this racist?

OMG Please
For Fucks Sake
let one thread be fucking normal
especially the thread that talks about yummy mushrooms and cow manure! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin





07-11-2018 01:47 AM
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RE: Is this racist?

(07-11-2018 01:47 AM)Love Child Wrote:  OMG Please
For Fucks Sake
let one thread be fucking normal
especially the thread that talks about yummy mushrooms and cow manure! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

HEY! Don't be racist against us weirdos.

Happy now? I brought it back on topic.Bass Ass Grin






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07-11-2018 10:38 PM
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