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Is this racist?
#1
There are some roofers on the roof sealing a curb for a new A.C. unit so I saw a black guy coming down the stairs...........

Me:Are you the roofer sealing that curb on the roof?
Him: yup, and its hot up there!
Me: WOW! you have a GREAT tan!!!
Him: chuckle I sure do!
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#2


No, not racist. Not in my opinion anyway.
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(07-10-2018, 11:21 AM)Maggot Wrote: There are some roofers on the roof sealing a curb for a new A.C. unit so I saw a black guy coming down the stairs...........

Me:Are you the roofer sealing that curb on the roof?
Him: yup, and its hot up there!
Me: WOW! you have a GREAT tan!!!
Him: chuckle I sure do!

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Lucky he had a sense of humor.

He may have said, yeah it's year round tan!
Carsman: Loves Living Large

Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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#4
Today Home depot sent me an e-mail asking how I liked the 50lbs bag of Cow manure I bought was and I told them it was the best shit I ever bought.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#5


Paying for poop is as wild as paying for water.

I've given people horse poop.

There used to be a guy who came around and took all the poop away and whenever he came back for more he always bought boxes of fresh mushrooms.
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#6
You sell mushrooms?
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#7
(07-10-2018, 03:43 PM)sally Wrote: You sell mushrooms?


No, the dude we called the shit man would bring them whenever he came for another load of horse manure. He'd come in a big semi trailer and take it back up into Pennsylvania to the mushroom farms. Getting boxes of fresh mushrooms was just a perk of giving away horse poop.
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#8
I figured that's what you meant since you never mentioned being a mushroom farmer before, but you forgot to put the r in brought so I wasn't sure.
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(07-10-2018, 04:51 PM)sally Wrote: you forgot to put the r in brought


im unedukated :(
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(07-10-2018, 01:50 PM)Maggot Wrote: Today Home depot sent me an e-mail asking how I liked the 50lbs bag of Cow manure I bought was and I told them it was the best shit I ever bought.

I would have given you my poop for free. By the cupful.

Watch out for my new youtube video "One Fat Fuck, One Cup".
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#11
You missed the cup you lazy slob.
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#12
(07-10-2018, 05:50 PM)BigMark Wrote: You missed the cup you lazy slob.

That's ok, you'll be around to lick up later, ya perv.
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#13
OMG Please
For Fucks Sake
let one thread be fucking normal
especially the thread that talks about yummy mushrooms and cow manure! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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(07-11-2018, 01:47 AM)Love Child Wrote: OMG Please
For Fucks Sake
let one thread be fucking normal
especially the thread that talks about yummy mushrooms and cow manure! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

HEY! Don't be racist against us weirdos.

Happy now? I brought it back on topic.Bass Ass Grin
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