8 year old kills himself with an Uzi

[Middle Finger]

Here comes the cell phone warrior ...

I wish one day your kids would get access to your precious guns, then you would see the error of your gun nut ways.
Actually no, even if one of your kids blew their brains out with your gun I bet you would still say "out of my dead kids cold dead hands".

I was going to use an example that mimicked your structure and words to prove a point, with your child being a victim of a home invasion and you proudly saying "we used a cell phone till the end," but I can't quite get myself to say it in the detail that true mimicry would require because I can't get myself to wish that upon others, especially children, even in jest.