8 year old kills himself with an Uzi

[Cynical Ninja]

Here comes the cell phone warrior ...

I wish one day your kids would get access to your precious guns, then you would see the error of your gun nut ways.
Actually no, even if one of your kids blew their brains out with your gun I bet you would still say "out of my dead kids cold dead hands".

I was going to use an example that mimicked your structure and words to prove a point, with your child being a victim of a home invasion and you proudly saying "we used a cell phone till the end," but I can't quite get myself to say it in the detail that true mimicry would require because I can't get myself to wish that upon others, especially children, even in jest.

If one of your kids got access to your gun and killed or injured themselves would you still keep the gun? the answer as we both know is yes you would, this is because you are a retarded gun nut.
You hold the right to bear arms with more esteem than you do your wife or children.

Putting aside the amazing feat it would be for anyone besides me to get and use my gun, I can't say what I would do if such a thing were to happen. To be honest, I am far more concerned about other things they could hurt themselves with due to how the odds are so much higher. I mean, would I get rid of my pool if they drowned?

A pool is a recreational item.

A gun is a weapon that only exists to kill and miam.

Duh! ::nuts::