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1 in 4 Dirty Brits have SHIT on them!
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[color="red"]I am sure OP has SHIT on his hands. Dirty British fuck.[/color]

More than one in four British commuters have faecal bacteria on their hands
London doctors discover dirty secret about British commuters - more than
25 percent have faecal bacteria on their hands from not washing properly after
going to the toilet.

LONDON, ENGLAND, UK (OCTOBER 15, 2008) REUTERS -
Thousands of workers are not the only living things travelling on
British buses and trains on the daily commute - nasty toilet bacteria is along
for the ride too.
More than one in four commuters have faecal bacteria on their hands,
doctors at London's School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine have found.
They swabbed the hands of 409 people across England and Wales and found
that 28 percent of travellers had contaminated hands.
The results shocked Director of the Hygiene Centre, Dr. Val Curtis:
"We thought we were going to find just a few commuters who had got a few
bugs on their hands, but actually we were amazed to find that more than one in
four people that we took swabs from actually had bugs that came from the gut
on their hands, so toilet bugs on their hands," she said.
Toilet bugs on hands can spread diseases such as the norovirus, or
winter vomiting virus, which is on the rise in the U.K. It is estimated up to
one million Britons are affected each year.
Faecal bacteria can survive on surfaces anything from a couple of hours
to several days, depending on the type of bug and climate.
Calling hands the "super highway" for transmitting germs,
Curtis hopes her research will shock people into reaching for the soap.
"Everytime you wash your hands with soap you are getting rid of
billions of bacteria and it's certainly a thing that's worth doing regularly
during the day, especially the toilet and before you eat," she said.
Eighty percent of respondents claimed they always wash their hands with
soap after using the toilet, but the findings appear to question their
honesty.
"When people say they wash their hands with soap it tends to mean
in principle I wash my hands with soap," said Curtis.
A a bus stop in central London, some passengers were appalled at the
high levels of bacteria found.
"It does horrify me to think you get on the bus and you know,
'that's' there," said Sue Carr.
"Now it's making me think twice. It seems like now wherever I go
I will have to take an extra tissue or something," Parul Husna said.
Male passengers seemed less surprised at the lack of hygiene levels of
their fellow passengers. After gentle questioning, some acknowledged that they
were not always stringent with their own hand washing.
After initially declaring that he always washes his hands, grandparent
Jim Shakeshift then sheepishly admitted, "Well, say nine times out of
ten....Well, normally yeah."
"I do yeah. Not always with soap but I do wash my hands
yeah," said Adam Cromby.
Passengers aware of the high levels of bacteria had different methods
of dealing with it.
Jordan Huie said when he visits a public toilet, "When I open the
door to the toilet I will try and hold the area where no-one else would hold
because I know people don't wash their hands."
Mother of a baby, Lindsay Jorgensen, said she never goes anywhere
without her anti-bacterial spray.
"Give it a little spray on my hands when I get off the bus because
when you've got kids you can't afford to have dirty hands.

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#2
Holy shit, fucking filthy Brits is right ...

Nice timing, Howard should be very pleased.
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#3
they don't even wash their hands after shitting. Dirty gross bastards.
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#4
the love of my life was a Brit, and clean as hell. also a great cook. brilliant and funny too. a fucking nuclear scientist. you can all wank off.

















































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#5
He must have been in the "3" of the "4," according to the study.
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jackboots Wrote:the love of my life was a Brit, and clean as hell. also a great cook. brilliant and funny too. a fucking nuclear scientist. you can all wank off.
Your guy was the exception to the rule. There is always an exception to the rule, in every-fucking-thing. Who would ever guess that a cop and a Biker could find any common ground? The exception to the rule.
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#7
jackboots Wrote:the love of my life was a Brit, and clean as hell. also a great cook. brilliant and funny too. a fucking nuclear scientist. you can all wank off.

were you in the bathroom with him when he was shitting. He probably wiped with his bare hands, licked it off, and then wiped his shitty hands on your towels and then came out of the bathroom and grabbed your cheecks and gave you a big shitty kiss. And you never said anything about the "nutty" smell on his hands.

Now that is true love.
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Sinister Wrote:
jackboots Wrote:the love of my life was a Brit, and clean as hell. also a great cook. brilliant and funny too. a fucking nuclear scientist. you can all wank off.
Your guy was the exception to the rule. There is always an exception to the rule, in every-fucking-thing. Who would ever guess that a cop and a Biker could find any common ground? The exception to the rule.
HUGS AND THANKS. biker or no, you have MORALS! :kiss::

















































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#9
Liquid Wrote:
jackboots Wrote:the love of my life was a Brit, and clean as hell. also a great cook. brilliant and funny too. a fucking nuclear scientist. you can all wank off.

were you in the bathroom with him when he was shitting. He probably wiped with his bare hands, licked it off, and then wiped his shitty hands on your towels and then came out of the bathroom and grabbed your cheecks and gave you a big shitty kiss. And you never said anything about the "nutty" smell on his hands.

Now that is true love.
You are gross but that was good! ::dlaugh::
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#10
See, there your go generalising again. If the same study was done in the US, I expect the outcome would be very similar.

It`s true, there are a lot of ignorant and filthy fuckers in all walks of life and in all countries. To try and intimate it`s predominantly a British problem though, shows a complete lack of understanding.

Mind you, with the obvious lack of intelligence of some Mock members, I suppose it`s only natural they would say such things without putting their pea brains in gear.
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#11
Howard, I tried to tell Liquid that, but he just doesn't get it. ::dunno::
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Howard_hopkinso Wrote:Mind you, with the obvious lack of intelligence of some Mock members, I suppose it`s only natural they would say such things without putting their pea brains in gear.
(Pssssstt....he's talking about me here.) [Image: whisper.gif]::lmao::
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#13
I think he meant more than just one person ...

What a mystery. Howard is an enigma wrapped in mysteriously filthy British flag.
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#14
Oh Sinister, for fucks sake, get over yourself and stop thinking the world revolves around you, it fucking doesn`t.

MF is quite right, I was speaking about more than one person and that`s precisely why I used the term Mock members. It was the use of the plural that sort of gave it away.

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#15
I bet 98% of the shit is under their finger-nails because they were scratching their ass deciding on which wither way to go left or right. Smiley_emoticons_razz
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#16
Lmao, now that`s funny.
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#17
Liquid Wrote:I am sure OP has SHIT on his hands. Dirty British fuck.

More than one in four British commuters have faecal bacteria on their hands
London doctors discover dirty secret about British commuters - more than
25 percent have faecal bacteria on their hands from not washing properly after
going to the toilet.

LONDON, ENGLAND, UK (OCTOBER 15, 2008) REUTERS -
Thousands of workers are not the only living things travelling on
British buses and trains on the daily commute - nasty toilet bacteria is along
for the ride too.
More than one in four commuters have faecal bacteria on their hands,
doctors at London's School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine have found.
They swabbed the hands of 409 people across England and Wales and found
that 28 percent of travellers had contaminated hands.
The results shocked Director of the Hygiene Centre, Dr. Val Curtis:
"We thought we were going to find just a few commuters who had got a few
bugs on their hands, but actually we were amazed to find that more than one in
four people that we took swabs from actually had bugs that came from the gut
on their hands, so toilet bugs on their hands," she said.
Toilet bugs on hands can spread diseases such as the norovirus, or
winter vomiting virus, which is on the rise in the U.K. It is estimated up to
one million Britons are affected each year.
Faecal bacteria can survive on surfaces anything from a couple of hours
to several days, depending on the type of bug and climate.
Calling hands the "super highway" for transmitting germs,
Curtis hopes her research will shock people into reaching for the soap.
"Everytime you wash your hands with soap you are getting rid of
billions of bacteria and it's certainly a thing that's worth doing regularly
during the day, especially the toilet and before you eat," she said.
Eighty percent of respondents claimed they always wash their hands with
soap after using the toilet, but the findings appear to question their
honesty.
"When people say they wash their hands with soap it tends to mean
in principle I wash my hands with soap," said Curtis.
A a bus stop in central London, some passengers were appalled at the
high levels of bacteria found.
"It does horrify me to think you get on the bus and you know,
'that's' there," said Sue Carr.
"Now it's making me think twice. It seems like now wherever I go
I will have to take an extra tissue or something," Parul Husna said.
Male passengers seemed less surprised at the lack of hygiene levels of
their fellow passengers. After gentle questioning, some acknowledged that they
were not always stringent with their own hand washing.
After initially declaring that he always washes his hands, grandparent
Jim Shakeshift then sheepishly admitted, "Well, say nine times out of
ten....Well, normally yeah."
"I do yeah. Not always with soap but I do wash my hands
yeah," said Adam Cromby.
Passengers aware of the high levels of bacteria had different methods
of dealing with it.
Jordan Huie said when he visits a public toilet, "When I open the
door to the toilet I will try and hold the area where no-one else would hold
because I know people don't wash their hands."
Mother of a baby, Lindsay Jorgensen, said she never goes anywhere
without her anti-bacterial spray.
"Give it a little spray on my hands when I get off the bus because
when you've got kids you can't afford to have dirty hands.

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Yeah, and one in four septics tanks is morbidly obese, like you fatboy.

So while I am washing the shit off my hands you are washing thegravy and grilled cheese off yours.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Yeah, and one in four septics tanks is morbidly obese, like you fatboy.

So while I am washing the shit off my hands you are washing thegravy and grilled cheese off yours.
la la la la lame OP. Read the story again you shit covered dirty Brit bastard. I'll take gravy any day instead of the diarrhea that is all over yours and the rest of your friends.
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#19
Eating gravy will give you a fat ass...It's made from fat, add a lil' more fat to thicken it up, put it on top of fatty potatos and before you know it all that fat is on yer ass...Gravy should be banned.
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Liquid Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Yeah, and one in four septics tanks is morbidly obese, like you fatboy.

So while I am washing the shit off my hands you are washing thegravy and grilled cheese off yours.
la la la la lame OP. Read the story again you shit covered dirty Brit bastard. I'll take gravy any day instead of the diarrhea that is all over yours and the rest of your friends.

Like I said fatboy, I always wash my hands.

They don't stink of cheese wizz and spunk like yours do fatso.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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