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saint's wife is dying AGAIN!
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here's one of his old posts where he saves her life with epsom salts. he is such a pathological lying sack of shit. of course, he did save western civilization while flying his crop-duster and also wrote and played for the gin blossoms. ::lmao::

I pretty much hit rock bottom with Vicki, my poor girl. She got worse. Much worse. She has a genetic venous disease for which there is no name that I know of (or that any doctor knows of apparently.) She has been ill for over a decade now, but things have deteriorated. She began to get large holes in her skin that were very deep. They wouldn't heal. I took her to every doctor and secialist I could think of in two states. Finally, after a very heart-wrenching debacle at Presbyterian Hospital in Albuquerque (we waited, I kid you not, for 12 hours in a little room for a doctor to come in and tell us he couldn't help us.) I decided to take matters into my own hands. I educated myself in the biological sciences, particularly in circulatory problems. I used my knowledge of the internet and my ability to research at a library to literally train myself to be a circulatory specialist, especially in genetic circulatory diseases. I asked myself, "Why is she getting these abcesses?" Well, the blood must not be flowing correctly in that area (capillary constriction, aggravated by her smoking), causing it to die from lack of oxygen and food. simple. "How can I increase her circulation, while also treating the skin infections and abcesses?" I needed something that would kill bacteria from the outside, since none of the internal antibiotics the doctors had given her had worked. Just as things were at their worst, (Vicki was almost suicidal by now) I came across what I thought would help. Epsom Salts - Magnesium Sulfide. It was used in the old days as a circulatory salve. Baths in it were supposed to get rid of bruises and treat skin infections. Combine that with Aspirin - known to be one of the best natural blood thinners. But Vicki's stomach couldn't handle regular aspirin without serious stomach upset. Was there a alternative? Yes there was....baby aspirin. heavily buffered to prevent stomach upset and slow release. Just the ticket! Now Vicki soaks in epsom salts every morning and takes baby aspirin morning and evening. All her sores have closed, and her infections (which the doctors told me were incurable even with state of the art antibiotics) are all gone. The aspirin is making her blood thin enough for completely restored circulation! She says she feels wonderful and is itching to go back to work. $500,000 worth of medical bills, three states, 16 doctors, and three hospitals couldn't help one bit....and I walk into a Walmart and purchase $4.00 worth of common chemicals and completely cure her. Let's not even talk about how pissed off I am at the medical establishment.






08-28-2008 07:54 PM
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Mean bitch.






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08-28-2008 08:25 PM
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he is full of shit and you are a sucker. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin






08-28-2008 08:26 PM
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An OLD post, right? I should hope so. As I was reading I was remembering when he told this same tale in FG. He isn't out there spouting the same shit again, is he? I have him on ignore so I wouldn't know what the fuck this psycho says.

The shit about waiting 12 hours to see a doctor is a lie. No doctor is in his office for 12 hours at a time. And as far as I know, no doctors work 12 hour shifts in emergency rooms, either.

Everything that comes out of that fuckers alleged brain is a bald-faced LIE. Everyhing.

Oh, and by the way, JB.....thanks for bringing out into public shit I don't read in 24. Bitch. ::finger::

I HAVE HIM ON IGNORE FOR A DAMN GOOD REASON!!!!! ::fu::95



Heh ::bigg::





08-28-2008 08:30 PM
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Hey he can take her to Dr House in NJ~ he's sure to find out what's ailing her. ::lmao::Fictious doctor for a fictious woman with a fictious disease, makes sense to me.

You know, if he continues his path of online self education he can become a full fledged diognostician!





08-28-2008 08:31 PM
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The Antagonist Wrote:Hey he can take her to Dr House in NJ~ he's sure to find out what's ailing her. ::lmao::Fictious doctor for a fictious woman with a fictious disease, makes sense to me.

You know, if he continues his path of online self education he can become a full fledged diognostician!

I agree; he isn't likely even married. What woman would have him?

Fuck, next thing we know, he will have claimed to have invented gunpowder, rainbows, glass and has named all the stars.

Too bad we can't give this POTD. Then it would be on the site MF built that shows all the POTD's from sites that have the voting thing.





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Sinister Wrote:An OLD post, right? I should hope so. As I was reading I was remembering when he told this same tale in FG. He isn't out there spouting the same shit again, is he? I have him on ignore so I wouldn't know what the fuck this psycho says.

The shit about waiting 12 hours to see a doctor is a lie. No doctor is in his office for 12 hours at a time. And as far as I know, no doctors work 12 hour shifts in emergency rooms, either.

Everything that comes out of that fuckers alleged brain is a bald-faced LIE. Everyhing.

Oh, and by the way, JB.....thanks for bringing out into public shit I don't read in 24. Bitch. ::finger::

I HAVE HIM ON IGNORE FOR A DAMN GOOD REASON!!!!! ::fu::95



Heh ::bigg::

yep...that's an old fg post. i just love showing him up for a fucking pathological liar. everyone except that gullible MF knows it. fucking 'polymath' (all-knowing) can't even spell tattoo. oh, and he did say his school was closing. but there he is again. HA!

i had a fellow copper check him out, everything is a fucking lie.






08-28-2008 08:42 PM
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Quote:yep...that's an old fg post.
How the FUCK did you find it????





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Sinister Wrote:
Quote:yep...that's an old fg post.
How the FUCK did you find it????
i'm a cop... i never forget a fucking thing. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin






08-28-2008 08:54 PM
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jackboots Wrote:I educated myself in the biological sciences, particularly in circulatory problems. I used my knowledge of the internet and my ability to research at a library to literally train myself to be a circulatory specialist, especially in genetic circulatory diseases.

Translate to: I googled up a some old wives tale remedies on Epsom Salts...



But hey, this dude is impressive! Kinda reminds me of McGyver, you know, could fashion up an R312 Space Modulator to teleport across the universe from a coat button, a nickel and a can of cheese wizz. It's train crash internet fiction at its best





08-28-2008 09:01 PM
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crash Wrote:
jackboots Wrote:I educated myself in the biological sciences, particularly in circulatory problems. I used my knowledge of the internet and my ability to research at a library to literally train myself to be a circulatory specialist, especially in genetic circulatory diseases.

Translate to: I googled up a some old wives tale remedies on Epsom Salts...



But hey, this dude is impressive! Kinda reminds me of McGyver, you know, could fashion up an R312 Space Modulator to teleport across the universe from a coat button, a nickel and a can of cheese wizz. It's train crash internet fiction at its best

please be sure i did NOT write that drivel. it's a quote from jives/saint.






08-28-2008 09:04 PM
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It's shit like this that explains why I call him/it "Taint".

How about his claim of why he chose the screen name? Did anyone catch that bullshit?





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Sinister Wrote:It's shit like this that explains why I call him/it "Taint".

How about his claim of why he chose the screen name? Did anyone catch that bullshit?
you do know he's Abraham Lincoln's cousin? he is illustrious and the savior of the western world. ::lmao::show some respect.






08-28-2008 09:23 PM
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jackboots Wrote:you do know he's Abraham Lincoln's cousin? he is illustrious and the savior of the western world. ::lmao::show some respect.
Yeah, in 24, he's Lincoln's cousin. In FG he was adopted and didn't know his parents. ::bitchp:: 85





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