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St Peter at the Gates
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3 niggers die and go to the Pearly Gates. Upon their arrival, St Peter asks if he can help them. They say they want in to Heaven.

St Peter looks in his book and does not see them on his list of invited. He tells the three they must leave, as they are not welcome. The niggers pitch a hissy fit and start hassling St Peter who puts in a call to God.

God picks up and tells St Peter to just ignore them, they will eventually go away.

St Peter hangs up and tells the niggers "No dice. God says you're not on the list, so you're not coming in".

The niggers continue to bitch and piss and whine until they drive St Peter batshit and he calls God again. "God; St Peter down here at the Gates again. The niggers aren't going away, they are ranting and raving and won't shut up!"

God tells St Peter to continue to ignore them, they will go away when they get tired of ranting for nothing.

A while later, St Peter puts in another call to God. "God; St Peter down here at the Gates. They're gone."

God says, "See? I told you they would eventually go away."

St Peter says, "No, the Pearly Gates......they're gone."
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