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is that a hamburger in your pants?
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i have patted down a lot of suspects, and found many interesting objects. but never a hamburger. 115




July 19, 2010 Fox Carolina

Deputies said that a drunken Spartanburg woman tried to steal a sandwich by stuffing it down her pants.

According to an incident report, 39-year-old Lori Turner ordered two sandwiches and two small coffees at the McDonald's restaurant on Hearon Circle on Sunday morning.

The report said that when the cashier gave Turner the bag containing her sandwiches and turned away to prepare her coffees, Turner took one of the sandwiches out of the bag and stuffed it down the front of her pants. The reports said that Turner then began shouting at the cashier, demanding a free sandwich because she had been shorted one.

An employee at the restaurant called 911, the report said. It said that the arriving deputy could hear Turner shouting profanity at the cashier and demanding another sandwich. It said that the deputy ordered Turner outside and noticed a large grease stain on the front of her pants. ::lol:: It said that when the deputy confronted Turner about the stolen sandwich, she denied taking it. When another deputy showed up to search Turner, the woman pulled the sandwich out of her pants and put it on the hood of the deputy's cruiser, the report said.

Turner was charged with public disorderly conduct.


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Who would even consider eating a burger that has been shoved down their pants? For christ sake, McD's burgers are bad enough without the added flavor of crotch cooties.
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