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Annoying Celebrities
His mind is in the gutter.
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Gutter balls are the filthiest balls of all. Plus, they're pointless. That's a fact. Ask Jesus.
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hah Funny fuckers. You all make me laugh. I would pay ransom for any one of you.
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Sandpaper Sally strikes again.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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(03-07-2018, 07:17 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Sally’s just drinking the Hatorade.

Spiked with something alcoholic no doubt.
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I love that song Biggie posted.

Leo wasn't only a Sayer, he was also a major player. He had babes complimenting his hair and smiling at him left and right.

MS, you should consider getting a perm and going with the white man's fro -- I bet the coffee shop lady would jump over the counter to get at you.

If you also grew some facial hair, you'd be damn near irresistible.....just like Bob.

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That guy sure can paint a nice looking mountain.

Great advice HotD, I’ll go get the perm.
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Such happy little trees........
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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(03-08-2018, 12:06 PM)Maggot Wrote: Sandpaper Sally strikes again.


She does get a little crotchety sometimes but she's our crotchety bat and we love her.
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(03-08-2018, 12:46 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: That guy sure can paint a nice looking mountain.

Great advice HotD, I’ll go get the perm.

You won't regret it, I'm sure.

You might have to wait until your hot new haircut grows out a little though.

And aside from looking sexy as hell, you'll also save some money on haircuts if you just let your fro grow and grow and grow.
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(03-08-2018, 12:50 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-08-2018, 12:06 PM)Maggot Wrote: Sandpaper Sally strikes again.


She does get a little crotchety sometimes but she's our crotchety bat and we love her.
I was only pointing out that MS is pathetic. But maybe once he gets his new fro he will no longer need to rely on poor coffee shop workers to boost his ego.
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He's lucky I have hairy Henrietta with the droopy eyelid to serve me coffee at the greasy spoon. But the coffee is good. I tip her though but that's out of fear.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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(03-08-2018, 01:09 PM)sally Wrote: I was only pointing out that MS is pathetic.


We all have our little quirks.
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(03-08-2018, 01:09 PM)sally Wrote:
(03-08-2018, 12:50 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-08-2018, 12:06 PM)Maggot Wrote: Sandpaper Sally strikes again.


She does get a little crotchety sometimes but she's our crotchety bat and we love her.
I was only pointing out that MS is pathetic. But maybe once he gets his new fro he will no longer need to rely on poor coffee shop workers to boost his ego.

I thought you’d appreciate that I haven’t gone through some stupid mid-life crisis, like dying my hair, buying a sports car, dumping my wife for a younger model.

Just a smile and wink, and I’m good.
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That's like asking the devil to say "please" how bout a nice kick in the coconuts and call it good.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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(03-08-2018, 01:20 PM)Maggot Wrote: That's like asking the devil to say "please" how bout a nice kick in the coconuts and call it good.

No, the difference is, I’m not searching anything out.

I’m not asking the devil for something.

This was just an ‘out of the blue’ compliment.
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If MS gets the perm, he damn well better use some Soul Glo.



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(03-08-2018, 04:36 PM)Jimbone Wrote: If MS gets the perm, he damn well better use some Soul Glo.



And a huge bushy 70's porn stache.
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(03-08-2018, 01:16 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(03-08-2018, 01:09 PM)sally Wrote:
(03-08-2018, 12:50 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-08-2018, 12:06 PM)Maggot Wrote: Sandpaper Sally strikes again.


She does get a little crotchety sometimes but she's our crotchety bat and we love her.
I was only pointing out that MS is pathetic. But maybe once he gets his new fro he will no longer need to rely on poor coffee shop workers to boost his ego.

I thought you’d appreciate that I haven’t gone through some stupid mid-life crisis, like dying my hair, buying a sports car, dumping my wife for a younger model.

Just a smile and wink, and I’m good.


Im compensating for my small penis.
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