01-13-2017, 09:46 PM
Clang sits in his bathroom with his laptop leaving all his windows open. Listening to a minimized rendition of "short people" he fantasizes about walking greyhounds in Central Park with a midget "pooper scooper" named Fran that has numerous tattoos and eats crickets naked in the back yard. Fran was once a classmate but has changed over the years and just needs a chance to prove his worth on this planet. Go Fran, be all you can be dude.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.