09-05-2011, 05:15 PM
If it hits my neighborhood, there will be pictures of Dale Sr. and Jesus scattered all about, empty liquor bottles from the old hag across the street, dead chickens (DON'T ask, not mine), and my panties. Everyone will wonder if they fit. Yes, they do, mutherfuckers. Without leaving angry red marks.
When you are under a tornado warning, every truck sounds like a train and you really wish the neighbors would bring their dogs in the house. I don't want to hear your dog barking and I don't want to see your dog come crashing through my bay windows.
When you are under a tornado warning, every truck sounds like a train and you really wish the neighbors would bring their dogs in the house. I don't want to hear your dog barking and I don't want to see your dog come crashing through my bay windows.