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#1
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He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#2
Close your eyes and I will give you an emanuel surprise.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
















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#3
Can you smell that?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#4
"I use head and shoulders"

"But you don't have dandruff!.......aaahhhh!"
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#5
Can I put my hands on your shoulders?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#6
Gee, your hair smells like my mistress.
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#7
I'm not wearing any underwear.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
















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#8
Mmmm, Rohm, you make donkeys proud

or...

*giggles* stop poking me with your cigar...
Commando Cunt Queen
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#9
You found the G spot
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#10
I'm going to fuck you up your maggot...
Fug duh kund
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#11
[Image: UGG1.jpg]

He: "you ..... just farted."

She: "..........yess"

He: "it's like ..... Chanel No5."

She: "ahhh ...... thank you"

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#12
Is that just the constitution rolled up in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
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#13
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Carsman: Loves Living Large
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!

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#14
"I did not have sexual relations with that other woman...it was only a blow job, it's you I care about."
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#15
Just thought I would try to get SOMEBODY to puke up supper with that picture,
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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