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Obama one liners

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like
Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like
and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama
call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between
Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat
in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink,
who would be saved?
A: America!
--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of
the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
stickers off the road.
--David Letterman






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08-27-2011 12:38 PM
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Q. What does Barack Obama intend to do about the Washington, D.C. earthquake?

A. Blame it on George Bush.





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I blame everything on George Bush...'cuz I can.






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"President Obama's approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States." –Jay Leno


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(08-27-2011 01:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

I blame everything on George Bush...'cuz I can.

George Bush knocked Sally up. Smiley_emoticons_wink






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Sally is going to fuck you up.






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(08-27-2011 03:27 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

Sally is going to fuck you up.

Why me? you started it.

You said "everything" .






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08-27-2011 03:31 PM
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George Bush made santa's sleigh too small.






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Also...Santa should be capitalized.






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Only if I used the last Claus in the basket would it need to be capitolized, besides I'm pissed the sleigh is too small.






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(08-27-2011 03:39 PM)IMaDick Wrote:  besides I'm pissed the sleigh is too small.

i'm not biting. Santaani37






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