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Obama one liners
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Cynical Ninja Offline
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Post: #43
RE: Obama one liners

Whats black and doesn't work?

Half of London.

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08-29-2011 11:18 AM
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Post: #44
RE: Obama one liners

"President Obama announced that he will run for re-election in 2012. Unfortunately, his popularity is so low that he's running on the slogan, 'I'm Michelle Obama's husband.'" –Conan O'Brien





08-30-2011 08:26 PM
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Post: #45
RE: Obama one liners

Trump got a haircut and discovered his hairpiece is not real hair. In fact it's not even a hairpiece and just "showed up" one day.






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RE: Obama one liners

good joke





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