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Obama one liners
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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like
Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like
and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama
call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between
Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat
in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink,
who would be saved?
A: America!
--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of
the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
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hah
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Carsman: Loves Living Large

Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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#4
Q. What does Barack Obama intend to do about the Washington, D.C. earthquake?

A. Blame it on George Bush.
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I blame everything on George Bush...'cuz I can.
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"President Obama's approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States." –Jay Leno


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(08-27-2011, 01:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I blame everything on George Bush...'cuz I can.

George Bush knocked Sally up. Smiley_emoticons_wink



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Sally is going to fuck you up.
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(08-27-2011, 03:27 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Sally is going to fuck you up.

Why me? you started it.

You said "everything" .

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George Bush made santa's sleigh too small.
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*too*
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Also...Santa should be capitalized.
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Only if I used the last Claus in the basket would it need to be capitolized, besides I'm pissed the sleigh is too small.
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(08-27-2011, 03:39 PM)IMaDick Wrote: besides I'm pissed the sleigh is too small.

i'm not biting. Santaani37


















































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Don't you fuck with me when it comes to proper grammar, Paco.
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George Bush made LC's ass to big for SANTA's sleigh.
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*too*
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(08-27-2011, 03:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote: George Bush made LC's ass to big for SANTA's sleigh.

God, he's thicker than my ass Duchess! hah

he missed post 14 too


















































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I have a limited number of "O's" to use.

Maggot has been hording them.
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(08-27-2011, 03:48 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(08-27-2011, 03:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote: George Bush made LC's ass to big for SANTA's sleigh.

God, he's thicker than my ass Duchess! hah

he missed post 14 too "ALSO" Let's get it all right or none of it right OK little girl?

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