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Q. What does Barack Obama intend to do about the Washington, D.C. earthquake?
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I blame everything on George Bush...'cuz I can.
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(08-27-2011, 01:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I blame everything on George Bush...'cuz I can.
George Bush knocked Sally up.
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Sally is going to fuck you up.
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(08-27-2011, 03:27 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Sally is going to fuck you up.
Why me? you started it.
You said "everything" .
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George Bush made santa's sleigh too small.
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Also...Santa should be capitalized.
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Only if I used the last Claus in the basket would it need to be capitolized, besides I'm pissed the sleigh is too small.
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(08-27-2011, 03:39 PM)IMaDick Wrote: besides I'm pissed the sleigh is too small.
i'm not biting.
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Don't you fuck with me when it comes to proper grammar, Paco.
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George Bush made LC's ass to big for SANTA's sleigh.
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(08-27-2011, 03:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote: George Bush made LC's ass to big for SANTA's sleigh.
God, he's thicker than my ass Duchess!
he missed post 14 too
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I have a limited number of "O's" to use.
Maggot has been hording them.
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(08-27-2011, 03:48 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: (08-27-2011, 03:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote: George Bush made LC's ass to big for SANTA's sleigh.
God, he's thicker than my ass Duchess!
he missed post 14 too "ALSO" Let's get it all right or none of it right OK little girl?
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