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Things I have learned after a year at Mock
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Cynical Ninja Offline
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1 - Appearances can be deceptive.

2 - First impressions can be deceptive.

3 - You don't have to mock with every post just because its a mock site.

4 - Camradarie is possible amongst all the insults and piss taking.

5 - MF's heart may be in the right place but he is still a pussy ass bitch pillow.

6 - People who talk about how tough they are generally aren't.






We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
06-05-2009 11:32 AM
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LuMPyPussy
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I've found that most of the assholes in this forum are actually more open minded and kind than at other forums that are supposedly filled with rainbows and butterflies.





06-05-2009 11:50 AM
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I've only been here 10 minutes but i like what i've seen .

This place is a million miles better than those wanky Forumgarden clones that get all uptight if you say bollocks .

I hope Mock is here for another year.
Cheers you fuckers::thumbs::::bigg::::flip::






I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!








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06-05-2009 01:40 PM
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Mock is like family.













Disfunctional; whacked out of your minds, -older sister mumbles to herself, -younger brother still plays with GIJoe's and headless Barbies, -dad can't keep his low rent, no benefits janitorial job, -mom drinks privately out of her secret stash of booze- but family none the less.





06-05-2009 04:56 PM
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LuMPyPussy
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I'd drink heavily too if you were my son.





06-05-2009 04:58 PM
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LuMPyPussy Wrote:I'd drink heavily too if you were my son.
If I was your son you would be 68- assuming correctly you would have been knocked-up by 17.





06-05-2009 04:59 PM
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OnBendedKnee Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I'd drink heavily too if you were my son.
If I was your son you would be 68- assuming correctly you would have been knocked-up by 17.
Jesus, I'd drink even more in that case. ::blink::





06-05-2009 05:04 PM
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Please, please DO (continue to) drink!
I'd hate to think of myself as needing to change your diapers ::rollseyes::and spoon feeding you pablum ::bvomit::when you hit 70 after having your second or third stroke and/or seizure as you drink yourself into a drunken stupor and self induced mini-comas from partaking in large quanties of libations.





06-05-2009 05:13 PM
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OnBendedKnee Wrote:Please, please DO (continue to) drink!
I'd hate to think of myself as needing to change your diapers ::rollseyes::and spoon feeding you pablum ::bvomit::when you hit 70 after having your second or third stroke and/or seizure as you drink yourself into a drunken stupor and self induced mini-comas from partaking in large quanties of libations.
If you were my son? I'd stop just short of that so you could enjoy my senility. ::thumbs::





06-05-2009 05:20 PM
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Ordinary Peephole Wrote:1 - Appearances can be deceptive.

2 - First impressions can be deceptive.

3 - You don't have to mock with every post just because its a mock site.

4 - Camradarie is possible amongst all the insults and piss taking.

5 - MF's heart may be in the right place but he is still a pussy ass bitch pillow.

6 - People who talk about how tough they are generally aren't.
You left out

7. Everyone from England is a smelly, uneducated, Queenloving, Princess Di obsessing, wishtheywereAmerican, fuck head.

8. OP's next post will try to be a witty comeback with some negative comment about America or Liquid





06-06-2009 07:34 AM
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9. Liquid started out as a tedious, humorless asshole and he continues to remain that way.





06-06-2009 07:52 AM
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Liquid Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:1 - Appearances can be deceptive.

2 - First impressions can be deceptive.

3 - You don't have to mock with every post just because its a mock site.

4 - Camradarie is possible amongst all the insults and piss taking.

5 - MF's heart may be in the right place but he is still a pussy ass bitch pillow.

6 - People who talk about how tough they are generally aren't.
You left out

7. Everyone from England is a smelly, uneducated, Queenloving, Princess Di obsessing, wishtheywereAmerican, fuck head.

8. OP's next post will try to be a witty comeback with some negative comment about America or Liquid

You're not worth the effort.

Now that Sinister and Moose havegone you have now taken over their mantleas the most miserable, unpopular twat at Mock, congratulations.






We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
06-06-2009 07:58 AM
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that is fine with me. Better then being the site idiot, which you have happily embraced.





06-06-2009 08:07 AM
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I like hitting this letter thing in front of me with abandon ramdomness.

I sometimes use the forum and practice my closed eye typing.

I like to give every member here voices, usually they are cartoon characters.

The list goes on and on..........






You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
06-06-2009 08:07 AM
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