the 2012 trivial drivel thread

[Duchess]

I didn't mean questions from YOU, LC. You know where I am.

[Lady Cop]

i didn't realize you took them, beautiful!

[Duchess]

i didn't realize you took them, beautiful! dork strikes again.

Nah...I should have just said I took them on the way home today & left it at that. I normally take the highway but today I went the leisurely, longer way and took a bunch of pix. I take random photos of things like doors & walled gardens & arched windows, things that inspires me.

I thought I had already made the dorkiest comment I could have in here but apparently not.

[Lady Cop]

i meant I'M the dork! not you!

[Smegma]

This place needs a drunk thread.

Granted, I plan on having some Crown Royal this weekend starting tonight but Dick... Dick's a magnificent drunk. He rambles into nonsense land, tap dancing the entire way.

[Lady Cop]

This place needs a drunk thread.

http://mockforums.net/thread-4776.html

[Smegma]

Aha! You've thought of everything.

[Lady Cop]

i guess everyone has been sober around here, it's been a quiet thread lately.

[Smegma]

There's a drunk thread over on twitchin' kitten that Dick posts in frequently.

[Smegma]

I keep hearing Canada Geese but it's too late in the season for them to be flying south and too early for them to be going north.

[IMaDick]

There's a drunk thread over on twitchin' kitten that Dick posts in frequently.

Jesus give this bitch a slap on the ass and tell her she is old with saggy titties and full of shit.

Amen

[Smegma]

There's a drunk thread over on twitchin' kitten that Dick posts in frequently.

Jesus give this bitch a slap on the ass and tell her she is old with saggy titties and full of shit.

Amen

Non sequitur, asshole.

[Maggot]

Jesus was a Capricorn and that leads to ulcers. On the human side that is not on the God cures shit side.

[Midwest Spy]

There's a drunk thread over on twitchin' kitten that Dick posts in frequently.

Jesus give this bitch a slap on the ass and tell her she is old with saggy titties and full of shit.

Amen

Hola, Ricardo! I'd say Smeega's titties have been on your mind A LOT lately.

[IMaDick]

There's a drunk thread over on twitchin' kitten that Dick posts in frequently.

Jesus give this bitch a slap on the ass and tell her she is old with saggy titties and full of shit.

Amen

Non sequitur, asshole.

She also needs a shave. and if you could may be clear up the sores on her face, they make me gag.

Amen again.

[Lady Cop]

The 1936 movie "The Great Ziegfeld" is starting right now on TCM and the real Fannie Brice is in it.

[IMaDick]

There's a drunk thread over on twitchin' kitten that Dick posts in frequently.

Jesus give this bitch a slap on the ass and tell her she is old with saggy titties and full of shit.

Amen

Hola, Ricardo! I'd say Smeega's titties have been on your mind A LOT lately.

some shit you just can't unsee, I bet you remember the ugly girl next door when you were growing up, or maybe you were the ugly girl next door when you were growing up?

[Midwest Spy]

There's a drunk thread over on twitchin' kitten that Dick posts in frequently.

Jesus give this bitch a slap on the ass and tell her she is old with saggy titties and full of shit.

Amen

Hola, Ricardo! I'd say Smeega's titties have been on your mind A LOT lately.

some shit you just can't unsee, I bet you remember the ugly girl next door when you were growing up, or maybe you were the ugly girl next door when you were growing up?

Maybe I STILL am the ugly girl next door, who knows?

On another topic, I may be taking Amtrak's 'Southwest Chief' from Chicago to LA next summer. Takes me right through NM. Never been there, but looks very nice.

[Smegma]

Dick is yearning for more Smegma boobs and this is his sad little way of trying to get me to post more.

[Midwest Spy]

Dick is yearning for more Smegma boobs and this is his sad little way of trying to get me to post more.

Yessssss! Pretending to abhor them, while inside he's salivating for more!