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Shit that Bannecorn eats.
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Can you imagine missing eating bugs & snakes. Damn. *gags*

I miss cheese curd from up north and Gramma Brown's baked beans.






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01-27-2016 02:55 PM
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I could eat snake but draw the line with fried bugs.






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01-27-2016 02:57 PM
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I don't like eating things that have a face. I'm aware of how weird that sounds.






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01-27-2016 03:01 PM
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Todays menu included a grapefruit but not just any grapefruit, this thing was the size of an orange and was more shriveled than Madonna's vagina. When he peeled it the peel stuck to the inside like glue and he ended up eating it off the skin although it was only a month or so old it had turned from yellow to a light green. I'm not sure if that's what grapefruits do right before they get planted but in my mind it was past the point of being edible. But Bannekorn being the waste not want not kinda fella decided to waste not.






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Does Bannecorn have a woman?






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03-30-2016 01:51 PM
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(03-30-2016 01:51 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

Does Bannecorn have a woman?

I think he has a couple of them. Some day I'll take a picture of his work area. Its like an open air market with all these leftovers everywhere.






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03-30-2016 04:34 PM
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One time I went out there and said "what the fuck is that SMELL???" The next day it was all cleaned up but since then he's been able to make it smell OK. I'm not sure how the hell he's doing it but I saw a glad box with zip lock bags in it on the table. I'm kinda afraid of looking in any desk drawers or the filing cabinet.






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03-30-2016 08:42 PM
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Bannecorn had a bad day today, the other day he sprained his ankle so today eating his food at break his shoe was off and he was using his sock to "floss" his toes. Not that that's a bad thing but he was also eating a pc of chicken. lay the chicken on the table , floss a toe eat a few bites floss another toe. He is amazing! His ankle was all puffy and he laid a wet cold towel around his ankle, not just any towel but a Dora towel.






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07-28-2016 01:36 PM
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For todays installment of "Shit that Bannecorn eats" we have a vegetable platter.
Today I walked over to give him an emergency fitting to make and as I got closer to his corner of the world I found him fishing around in one of those plastic bags you get at the shopping center. A smell that was extra bad got worse as I got closer to him, his hand was groping inside of it for something. He pulls out a cucumber that's dripping rotten vegetable juice from something else that was in the bag, maybe a tomato more cucumbers or who knows or really cares at this point.
He pulls out the good cucumber and rinses it off with water from a gallon jug he had handy. He wipes off the cucumber and starts eating it. Not to be called a slob he ties up the bag from hell and wraps it in plastic shrinkwrap still stinking and tosses it in the trash. I have smelled compost piles that smelled better than that crap.


At least he's eating health food.






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08-04-2016 12:02 PM
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Is he so poor that he doesn't have access to "normal" food. This is sad.

I'm sick and emotional. All is see is pain and sadness.






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08-04-2016 12:41 PM
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He makes over 1000.00 a week its the way he is.






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08-04-2016 12:45 PM
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(08-04-2016 12:02 PM)Maggot Wrote:  For todays installment of "Shit that Bannecorn eats" we have a vegetable platter.
Today I walked over to give him an emergency fitting to make and as I got closer to his corner of the world I found him fishing around in one of those plastic bags you get at the shopping center. A smell that was extra bad got worse as I got closer to him, his hand was groping inside of it for something. He pulls out a cucumber that's dripping rotten vegetable juice from something else that was in the bag, maybe a tomato more cucumbers or who knows or really cares at this point.
He pulls out the good cucumber and rinses it off with water from a gallon jug he had handy. He wipes off the cucumber and starts eating it. Not to be called a slob he ties up the bag from hell and wraps it in plastic shrinkwrap still stinking and tosses it in the trash. I have smelled compost piles that smelled better than that crap.


At least he's eating health food.
To be fair, he did wash the rotten off the good cucumber. Cucumbers have pretty thick skin and unless it's organic they also have a shiny coat of wax on them.





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Yup. But man..............that bag really stunk. Don't get me wrong, I like him, we used to do karate and I've known him for 18 yrs or more. We've helped each other move, had cookouts all kinds of stuff. But he eats some really funky stuff and it amazes me so I have to share.






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08-04-2016 10:19 PM
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Bannecorn was on a chicken kick this week so Wed he went out and bought one of those roasted chickens from the deli. So he's been nibbling on it for the last few days. Today i walk over there to his work area and there's the chicken under his gloves waiting for him to come in Saturday to do some overtime. I'm not sure how long those things stay good when they're not in a refrigerator but I just bet that something happens to the integrity of a chicken after being left out in the air for 3 days. at least it's still in that plastic container it came in from the store.






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