05-11-2017, 01:09 PM
True story: in the current household we have been in a crockpot phase, public market + fresh veggies + assorted roasts or meats and potatoes. While these stews and soups have been delicious, they have not been well received by the pizza loving teen in the household, who ate considerably more takeout prior to my arrival. So after a lengthy anti-soup rant by aforementioned teen one evening, I remarked to her upset mother that we ought to write down her better recipes and publish the FSA cookbook, also known as "Fucking Soup, Again!" I bet we sell a few. Help pay for corrective surgery after the teen dislocates her eyeballs by rolling them too violently in disgust at her authority figures.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.