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#61
08-10-2012, 02:04 AM
Anyone that can roll gigantic boulders up a mountain side deserves a better name than, "Sisyphus".
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#62
08-10-2012, 02:09 AM
Yeah, he's called Riotgear.
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#63
08-10-2012, 11:22 AM
Speaking of yourself in the third person?
OBK thinks that is just plain silly and a distraction to your message.

He kindly requests you knock that sh!t off.
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#64
08-10-2012, 12:40 PM
Gear thanks you very much your for your input and promises to see what he can do.
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#65
08-10-2012, 12:53 PM


Are you two going to meet for tea?
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#66
08-10-2012, 12:53 PM
Much better.

I know I speak for Ima when I thank you.
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#67
08-10-2012, 12:55 PM
(08-10-2012, 12:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Are you two going to meet for tea?

If "tea" is a euphemism for, 'TJ, Donkeys, and blow" the short answer is, "no".

The longer answer is, "perhaps".
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#68
08-10-2012, 01:57 PM
(08-10-2012, 12:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Are you two going to meet for tea?

People from N. County Coastal don't hang out with people from N. County Inland. They think they're better than us because they live somewhere that's buried in fat tourists 365.
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#69
08-10-2012, 01:58 PM
Wow.
Way to bring reality into stark relief there, my brother.
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08-10-2012, 01:59 PM
(08-10-2012, 12:55 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(08-10-2012, 12:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Are you two going to meet for tea?

If "tea" is a euphemism for, 'TJ, Donkeys, and blow" the short answer is, "no".

The longer answer is, "perhaps".

But only after they stop chopping people's heads off and shooting people with guns they got from us.
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#71
08-10-2012, 02:03 PM
Well, one of us, for sure, is not in the drug cartel, so should feel relatively safe.

It's getting through secondary on our return trip that could prove problematic.
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#72
08-10-2012, 02:24 PM
Can't you just 'professional courtesy' us right on through?
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#73
08-10-2012, 04:51 PM
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Spiks have no respect. Who knows why?

Go figure.
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#74
08-10-2012, 04:57 PM
Well they sure ain't producing those AR's the Federalies carry in-country. I think their armor's made here too.
I don't suppose anyone wants hecho in mexico on the inside of their vests or printed on the boxes of bullets.

Those RUDE motherfuckers. Go ahead and see if you can conduct a proper drug war without American ingenuity. Slingshots from burroback.
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#75
08-10-2012, 05:22 PM
"Slingshots from Burroback"

I'm waiting for the motion picture.
(Hopefully it is true to the book.)
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#76
08-10-2012, 06:00 PM
A man.

His burro.

Faith.
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#77
08-11-2012, 11:53 AM
Mixed with a dose of mystery and intrigue and add a pinch of burro flirting and you've got the mak'ins of a love story (bound for failure).
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#78
08-11-2012, 12:47 PM
Is burro flirting where they kick out the back legs and curl the lip up over the top teeth in a garish grin/grimace?
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08-11-2012, 12:53 PM
(08-11-2012, 12:47 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Is burro flirting where they kick out the back legs and curl the lip up over the top teeth in a garish grin/grimace?

How did I know you would know that?
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#80
08-11-2012, 04:02 PM
Not to be discounted, there is a subtle distinction between flirting with a burro vs a donkey. The donkey requires a bit more of a concerted effort and is not
easily distracted nor amused.

Or, so I've been told.
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