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Dear Maggot MD
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Dear Maggot MD,

What is wrong with me that I would rather go hungry than cook?

Help.






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03-13-2017 11:27 AM
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(03-13-2017 11:27 AM)Duchess Wrote:  

Dear Maggot MD,

What is wrong with me that I would rather go hungry than cook?

Help.

Us professionals in the mental business call that preprepatory anxiety. It occurs when a past memory comes in conflict with the olfactory nerve. At some point in the past a fire truck was probably called in anticipation of work to be done, everything went well after they left. and now a feeling of dread comes when the sound of a stove clicking on happens. This usually is solved by cleaning a room or visiting a bakery.






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Thank you! I'll tidy my office.






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Any questions or needs tonight?






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(05-28-2017 09:01 PM)Maggot Wrote:  Any questions or needs tonight?

'No' to the former and 'yes' to the latter. When can you get here, Doc? 109





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Wow.





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(10-29-2012 03:31 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  [Image: bob_ross12-hp.jpg]
Bob would have been 70 today. 75

He died right before my birthday. I was out with friends at an improv show in Seattle and they made an announcement and as a tribute did a scene on stage acting out all the happy little clouds.





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Sounds like she needs some vitamin D, stat!





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(05-28-2017 09:37 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  
(05-28-2017 09:01 PM)Maggot Wrote:  Any questions or needs tonight?

'No' to the former and 'yes' to the latter. When can you get here, Doc? 109

First you have to realize that most doctors cannot be reached after 9:30 pm as they are engrossed in their educational en-devours after that. Most people do not know this but Antiques roadshow is watched by many in the medical and physiological fields. So much so that they even think about it when writing prescriptions and trying to hypnotize some people that refuse to undress when asked.






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