Signs, signs, everywhere a sign...

[Donovan]

Sounds more like a list of people I've accidentally slept with.

[Riotgear]

I'm just glad those rebellious women are finally going to get theirs.

[Donovan]

We're gonna lock them in the room with that baby from SanDiego.

I say "we" because I figured out a long time ago my best bet was to aim for middle management there instead of wasting my time on trying to back my way into the other joint.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'm just glad those rebellious women are finally going to get theirs.

Do you think they'll have a pool there for us? I hear it's hot down there. I know it's hell and all and wouldn't be expecting a built-in pool, maybe just a Doughboy or a few blow-up pools (or a slip-n-slide).

I need to learn more about the place before I secure my reservation, I think.

[Riotgear]

The only way a rebellious woman would use a slip and slide is if you told her not to.

Donovan - Our deadly babies are one of the Southlands best kept secrets.

[Ilyanna]

Ugh, hell sure has tough conditions for admission these days. What happened to the good old days when just being idle already secured you a nice spot down there? Not that I'm not cool with most of the criteria, but becoming Mormon? Seriously?? Maybe if I ask real nice, they'll accept 'screwing with a Mormon' instead if I promise to be dead drunk and moaning 'Oh Jesus' while doing so?

[Donovan]

I don't think mormons have sex. They spawn with those pods.

[OnBendedKnee]

I don't think mormons have sex. They spawn with those pods.

So your theory as to why Mormons, back in the day at multiple wives was because of their stimulating conversations?

[Duchess]

No woman in her right mind would ever want to share her man. No. Fuckin'. Way.

[OnBendedKnee]

The operative words being, "in her right mind".



I agree.

[Riotgear]

Ugh, hell sure has tough conditions for admission these days. What happened to the good old days when just being idle already secured you a nice spot down there? Not that I'm not cool with most of the criteria, but becoming Mormon? Seriously?? Maybe if I ask real nice, they'll accept 'screwing with a Mormon' instead if I promise to be dead drunk and moaning 'Oh Jesus' while doing so?

Heh heh heh I was reading it all wrong. You mean I have to do all that to get in?

Jesus, it's like a fucking job.

Seems weighted to women to me BTW.

[Donovan]

All clubs try to get the hot slutty chicks in.

[Riotgear]

Or a stack of virgins eh?

[Ilyanna]

No woman in her right mind would ever want to share her man. No. Fuckin'. Way.

Meh, I disagree to some extent, especially with the last part. I can imagine societal constellations where polygamy could work for me.

[Riotgear]

No woman in her right mind would ever want to share her man. No. Fuckin'. Way.

Meh, I disagree to some extent, especially with the last part. I can imagine societal constellations where polygamy could work for me.

I like the cut of your jib.

[Ilyanna]

All clubs try to get the hot slutty chicks in.

Oh, don't I know it.

Or a stack of virgins eh?

What? who'd want to party with virgin... oh, right. Heh.

[Ilyanna]

No woman in her right mind would ever want to share her man. No. Fuckin'. Way.

Meh, I disagree to some extent, especially with the last part. I can imagine societal constellations where polygamy could work for me.

I like the cut of your jib.

hehehe.

[Riotgear]

/bows

[Ilyanna]

/curtsies

^(damn, the things you make me do these days...)

[HairOfTheDog]

I'll crash anywhere when tired and traveling, mostly. But, might think twice before checking in to this establishment.



Maybe I've watched one too many horror movies. Motel Hell, anyone?