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Fuck Muhammad!!!
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Maggot Offline
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They're like the bamboo that grows around here, you can never really kill it.






You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
08-08-2017 03:59 PM
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I saw a stack of yard debris the other day, it was all bamboo, the kind I've seen fishing poles made of. Had I been in a pickup I would have asked if I could have it. My bamboo isn't cool, it's the debil. Even fire won't kill it.






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08-08-2017 05:18 PM
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Take my hand and walk with me together we will become the bamboo killers and someday they will make a movie about us. Or at least an after school special.






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01-17-2018 12:15 PM
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(01-17-2018 12:15 PM)Maggot Wrote:  Take my hand and walk with me


116 Let's go.






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01-17-2018 12:47 PM
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(08-08-2017 03:59 PM)Maggot Wrote:  They're like the bamboo that grows around here, you can never really kill it.
I've been considering putting some around the perimeter of my front yard. The kids walk through my yard on their way to school and set off my motion sensors and some of my more courteous neighbors bring their dogs to shit in my front yard. The bamboo seems to offer a barrier that may keep people out of my yard so that I don't turn into the grumpy old man in his boxers and a robe yelling at the kids to get out of his yard. hah





01-17-2018 05:39 PM
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Put motion detector sprinklers in until the bamboo grows in, be sure you want bamboo though!





01-17-2018 08:39 PM
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(01-17-2018 05:39 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:  
(08-08-2017 03:59 PM)Maggot Wrote:  They're like the bamboo that grows around here, you can never really kill it.
I've been considering putting some around the perimeter of my front yard. The kids walk through my yard on their way to school and set off my motion sensors and some of my more courteous neighbors bring their dogs to shit in my front yard. The bamboo seems to offer a barrier that may keep people out of my yard so that I don't turn into the grumpy old man in his boxers and a robe yelling at the kids to get out of his yard. hah

Well my back yard allows me to swim naked and it's not because of the wild bamboo, its those yellow golden rod bushes and the grapes. I think once I get rid of the swingset I may have to rethink my area. But this spring I'm putting up a vinyl fence. I'm having a tough time with the amount of concrete I may need 5 bags per post..............C'mon! It's 200 ft. I'm thinking 2 bags at the most. My mixer is freakin heavy!






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01-17-2018 09:13 PM
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They have foam for the footings now.





01-17-2018 11:38 PM
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Bamboo has been decimated, at least for this year. Took me all freakin weekend and my trailer is full of the stuff waiting for me to take it someplace and dump it. Anyone like some bamboo? The shitty kind. Only 4-5 ticks too.






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05-20-2018 08:40 PM
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