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FOOD PORN
The pot luck seafood dish looks truly delightful Cars. Raccoon Head Delight.........not so much.
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The Head was for the "Ell" eating Maggs! hah


(I was forced to eat "smoked Ell" when I was younger, it was the worst tasting shit I ever ate!
I could not rid my mouth of that foul taste for two whole days! And I tried everything)  
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Why would anyone force you to eat a smoked raccoons head? When I was seven years old I was forced to eat chitlins at my mom's black boyfriend's family reunion. That was bad enough, but if they forced a raccoons head on me I would have had to call my dad and tell him that these black people my mom hangs out with are forcing me to eat road kill.
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(11-26-2018, 11:57 PM)sally Wrote: Why would anyone force you to eat a smoked raccoons head? When I was seven years old I was forced to eat chitlins at my mom's black boyfriend's family reunion. That was bad enough, but if they forced a raccoons head on me I would have had to call my dad and tell him that these black people my mom hangs out with are forcing me to eat road kill.

 
I was forced to taste smoked ell by this grocery guy I went to for years.
Over the years, We became friends, and one day He raved how he made this delicious smoked ell to a
secret recipe of his that he was so proud of.  I said no, and no, over and over again. He said c'mon just
take a bite. I did, and fuck it, I never ate shit, but shit would have tasted better than that frickin ell!!!
hah
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That's totally eel bro.
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ELL, EEL, either one Suck big time! hah
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Savoy Cabbage Rolls with Rice and Mushrooms Stuffing Delight


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Sorry Cars, it does nothing for me, Is there such a thing as food viagra because that may be what I would need to eat that, and hope I get paid. Maybe a nice strawberry shake to get me in the mood.........
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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                           Red Ginsing Delight
                             (Here ya go Maggs, eat it like carrots)


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                 CHRISTMAS DINNER DELIGHT                        



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Having a roast for Christmas with a pineapple cake thing and some homemade biscuits. fruit platter from the deli.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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I heard of a new product for you anorexic BITCHES, it combines a laxative with alphabet soup. They are going to call it "Letter Rip".
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Good one, pyropoopy. We all know not to walk in the bathroom for a good hour after your old stinking ass gets out of there.
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(12-30-2018, 07:30 PM)sally Wrote: Good one, pyropoopy. We all know not to walk in the bathroom for a good hour after your old stinking ass gets out of there.

hah
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(12-30-2018, 07:30 PM)sally Wrote: Good one, pyropoopy. We all know not to walk in the bathroom for a good hour after your old stinking ass gets out of there.

not necessary, I have manners. I always provide a "courtesy" flush.
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Provide?
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 HEALTHY DELIGHT!




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(01-22-2019, 05:20 PM)Carsman Wrote:  HEALTHY DELIGHT!




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I'd eat that.Yum.
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Looks kinda like cioppino.
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I see eyeballs. 
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