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sally Away
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Sine we're using black men to express our feelings on this subject...

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10-20-2012 10:42 AM
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lol...so that would be a negative, eh Sally?






Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

10-20-2012 11:24 AM
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Well I might not exactly feel that serious about it, but he was the first one to pop up when I searched crazy black men.





10-20-2012 12:39 PM
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Wasn't mocking your answer, but rather the premise of your question.





10-20-2012 01:31 PM
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I thought you were scolding me. Smiley_emoticons_slash






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10-21-2012 06:37 AM
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(10-20-2012 10:42 AM)sally Wrote:  [Image: yj6dhsu6b4q1i6fnpom-2.gif]


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10-21-2012 06:38 AM
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I don't make it a personal rule, one way or the other.

I had sex with my husband on the first date...and here we are, 12 years later. Besides him, I have never had sex with someone on the first date...if I intended to continue my relationship.

However, I have had a few weekend flings. Never a one-night stand (they always came back for more!)Slut





10-21-2012 01:12 PM
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That black man makes me laugh out loud. WTF. I don't think he's trying to be funny.






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10-21-2012 01:14 PM
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Shocker ~ Hell yeah! [Image: nympho_treatment_staff.jpg]





10-21-2012 01:52 PM
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Depends how much you pay or get paid.






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06-15-2018 11:42 AM
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I hope Clang sees this thread because I want him to know that Tim Tebow hasn't had sex either.






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06-15-2018 12:12 PM
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Clang harbored hopes every day as carried his lunch to school.

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06-15-2018 01:41 PM
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06-15-2018 02:17 PM
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(06-15-2018 02:17 PM)BigMark Wrote:  .
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