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Wtf ...nonce takes a bite out of his own todger .
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A convicted sex offender from Brooklyn took a bite out of crime and a bite out of himself too, police said.

Damiene Iriarte was found naked and bleeding behind a building in the Fort Greene section of Brooklyn after having bitten the tip off his own penis, police told a local newspaper.

It goes without saying that he was subsequently hospitalized.

"How he did it? Limber, I guess. Not the work of a sane mind," a police official told The Daily News.

You think?

Iriarte, 26, pleaded guilty in Suffolk County in 2004 to two misdemeanors after being accused the previous year of raping a 13-year-old girl, according to the News.

It's not clear why Iriarte bit his own penis, but investigators might be just as confused -- or impressed -- that he did it at all.

He's recovering at Brooklyn Hospital Center, representatives of which have not returned calls seeking comment.
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Jeez, just use a knife like all the other lunatics.
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LuMPyPussy Wrote:Jeez, just use a knife like all the other lunatics.
Sounds like a right dickhead to me ::thumbs::
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Not any more! ::laugh::
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mmmmm sausage!!!

::blink::::blink:: oops
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I bet he now feels a right bell::pdance::end .::tong2::
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