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Dear Shy Members and Lurkers...
#21
You see what she did there, right Shy Members and Lurkers?

She intentionally left out the part about how she eviscerated my self-esteem by calling me a dusty-twatted whore, IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY!

You could be next. Don't fall for it! She's just trying to lure you in...
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#22
Stick a shop vac in it, hon.

GET OUTTA MY THREAD!!!

So lurkers....?
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#23
And she had to fall back on Crackasses old put down about my hair. In fact I am having a really good hair day today.

Come on User, at least come up with something original.
What's for dinner dammit?
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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#24
Nobody but you crotchety old fucks has responded to my "nice" thread.

I'm beginning to feel ignored.







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#25
You're older than me.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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#26
I know this sounds all well and good, but the facts behind the points are more telling:

- she stole a blind dog.

- she spends time with her kids. Whoopee! So did Mommy Dearest. I wonder how they like their wire hangar beatings.

- she took advantage of a woman in obvious diabetic stress and had her locked up for DUI.

Watch your step noobs. You're Trayvon to her Zimmerman - Skittles or not, you're likely going down.
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#27
Uh oh. Keep an eye on your pets people. User is riled up.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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#28
(11-15-2012, 04:46 PM)username Wrote: Nobody but you crotchety old fucks has responded to my "nice" thread.

I'm beginning to feel ignored.







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Every guy who's about to cheat should picture his galpal with that face, and it'd stop 90% of men in their tracks.

The other 10% truly don't give a fuck.
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#29
Lets not forget she's a whore too.
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#30
(11-15-2012, 04:48 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Lets not forget she's a whore too.
They much prefer to be called, "Women of the night".
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#31
(11-15-2012, 04:43 PM)ramseycat Wrote: And she had to fall back on Crackasses old put down about my hair. In fact I am having a really good hair day today.

Come on User, at least come up with something original.
What's for dinner dammit?

Rice cakes with a side of Smarties. Now...


STFU, squid.
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#32
(11-15-2012, 04:48 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(11-15-2012, 04:46 PM)username Wrote: Nobody but you crotchety old fucks has responded to my "nice" thread.

I'm beginning to feel ignored.







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Every guy who's about to cheat should picture his galpal with that face, and it'd stop 90% of men in their tracks.

The other 10% truly don't give a fuck.

Happy marriage then?
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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#33
(11-15-2012, 04:48 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Lets not forget she's a whore too.

Look who's talking, cum bucket.
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#34
^
Now you're broaching on being hurtful.
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#35
What a lovely thread to entice the shy into posting good work Uscariot....

Diaf
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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#36
Not my fault you assholes derailed my thread.


I'm still willing to have some pleasant dialogue with the lurkers. *bats eyes*
Commando Cunt Queen
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#37
(11-15-2012, 04:50 PM)ESAD Wrote: Happy marriage then?

I consider myself a Michael Douglas kind of guy. Not looking to cheat at all, but suddenly there's Glenn Close moving in on him at the bar.

I'm assuming you've seen 'Fatal Attraction'? My post was referencing how BAD it can turn out, when you cheat.

So, in answer to your question, yes, I have a happy marriage!
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#38
(11-15-2012, 04:55 PM)ESAD Wrote: What a lovely thread to entice the shy into posting good work Uscariot....

Diaf

(11-15-2012, 05:00 PM)username Wrote: Not my fault you assholes derailed my thread.


I'm still willing to have some pleasant dialogue with the lurkers. *bats eyes*

yeah, yeah, yeah...

(11-15-2012, 05:01 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(11-15-2012, 04:50 PM)ESAD Wrote: Happy marriage then?
So, in answer to your question, yes, I have a happy marriage!

Good4U
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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#39
(11-15-2012, 04:50 PM)username Wrote:
(11-15-2012, 04:43 PM)ramseycat Wrote: And she had to fall back on Crackasses old put down about my hair. In fact I am having a really good hair day today.

Come on User, at least come up with something original.
What's for dinner dammit?

Rice cakes with a side of Smarties. Now...


STFU, squid.

Rice cakes and Smarties are snacks. Not dinner. Get cookin.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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#40
(11-15-2012, 02:46 PM)username Wrote: Welcome to my nice thread. Love3

Talk to me.

Oh, a nice thread!
I love a nice thread.
Is it going to be a fun thread?
I love fun.


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