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IF I KNEW WHERE YOU LIVED
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IF I KNEW WHERE YOU LIVED



I'd hit you up for new or gently owned towels for donating to the local vet & I'd try to talk you out of lovingly used coats too for people that aren't as blessed as you are. Would you humor me and give me what I wanted or would you tell me to beat it?






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11-25-2012 01:28 PM
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I'd give you that but if you tried to sell me magazines, I'd beat you about the head with a soup ladle.






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11-25-2012 02:23 PM
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I'd give you the coats and towels, but you better bring/sell me some cookies as well.






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11-25-2012 04:28 PM
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(11-25-2012 04:28 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  I'd give you the coats and towels, but you better bring/sell me some cookies as well.


I'm not greedy like lazy balls up here^^^

I'll give you coats, towels, clothing, and I'll BAKE you some cookies to take with you for your selfless efforts to make the holidays brighter for the less fortunate.

Like Clang even needs one more cookie...





11-25-2012 04:37 PM
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Bah humbug. Coats and Towels for baked goods is a fair exchange. If I was greedy I would've demanded cash.

Edit: Oh and thanks for the new nickname, avatar inspiration.






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11-25-2012 04:46 PM
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(11-25-2012 04:46 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  Bah humbug. Coats and Towels for baked goods is a fair exchange. If I was greedy I would've demanded cash.

Edit: Oh and thanks for the new nickname, avatar inspiration.


You're welcome...anytime I can be of help.

After all...tis the season for giving.





11-25-2012 05:07 PM
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I'd donate to the vet and children only...........





11-25-2012 06:09 PM
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Well, I do have a few towels and a couple coats to spare.






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11-25-2012 06:23 PM
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(11-25-2012 01:28 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

I'd hit you up for new or gently owned towels for donating to the local vet & I'd try to talk you out of lovingly used coats too for people that aren't as blessed as you are. Would you humor me and give me what I wanted or would you tell me to beat it?

I'd have to tell you to beat it, only because my stuff is so old and I don't buy much for myself - so I don't have what you'd want.

However, I have a few friends who ride and I typically attend at least one of local Hells Angels Toys for Tots drives every year. We each donate $20 and a new toy; the HAs do an incredible job of helping out children in need each year (and the ones I know are some of the kindest most fun people to catch up with too, no matter how the media represents their charity efforts).





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I'm sure I'd help you out and then bitch about it after you left---ha





11-25-2012 08:50 PM
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(11-25-2012 01:28 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

I'd hit you up for new or gently owned towels for donating to the local vet & I'd try to talk you out of lovingly used coats too for people that aren't as blessed as you are. Would you humor me and give me what I wanted or would you tell me to beat it?

I have so many jackets.
Good reminder thanks. I need to go through them again and drop them off somewhere.





11-26-2012 02:00 AM
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(11-26-2012 02:00 AM)Love Child Wrote:  I have so many jackets.
Good reminder thanks. I need to go through them again and drop them off somewhere.


I do this every year. I'm kinda shameless in getting people to get up off stuff they will never miss. There is always a plethora of coats/jackets for children, I guess because they outgrow stuff so fast but I'm always scrambling for adult sizes.






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I have a nice coat for you and a bunch of old towels too. Can they be sent to you?






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11-26-2012 09:43 AM
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I wish Smiley_emoticons_slash






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