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IF I KNEW WHERE YOU LIVED
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I'd hit you up for new or gently owned towels for donating to the local vet & I'd try to talk you out of lovingly used coats too for people that aren't as blessed as you are. Would you humor me and give me what I wanted or would you tell me to beat it?
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#2
I'd give you that but if you tried to sell me magazines, I'd beat you about the head with a soup ladle.
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#3
I'd give you the coats and towels, but you better bring/sell me some cookies as well.
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(11-25-2012, 04:28 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'd give you the coats and towels, but you better bring/sell me some cookies as well.


I'm not greedy like lazy balls up here^^^

I'll give you coats, towels, clothing, and I'll BAKE you some cookies to take with you for your selfless efforts to make the holidays brighter for the less fortunate.

Like Clang even needs one more cookie...
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#5
Bah humbug. Coats and Towels for baked goods is a fair exchange. If I was greedy I would've demanded cash.

Edit: Oh and thanks for the new nickname, avatar inspiration.
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(11-25-2012, 04:46 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Bah humbug. Coats and Towels for baked goods is a fair exchange. If I was greedy I would've demanded cash.

Edit: Oh and thanks for the new nickname, avatar inspiration.


You're welcome...anytime I can be of help.

After all...tis the season for giving.
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#7
I'd donate to the vet and children only...........
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#8
Well, I do have a few towels and a couple coats to spare.
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(11-25-2012, 01:28 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'd hit you up for new or gently owned towels for donating to the local vet & I'd try to talk you out of lovingly used coats too for people that aren't as blessed as you are. Would you humor me and give me what I wanted or would you tell me to beat it?

I'd have to tell you to beat it, only because my stuff is so old and I don't buy much for myself - so I don't have what you'd want.

However, I have a few friends who ride and I typically attend at least one of local Hells Angels Toys for Tots drives every year. We each donate $20 and a new toy; the HAs do an incredible job of helping out children in need each year (and the ones I know are some of the kindest most fun people to catch up with too, no matter how the media represents their charity efforts).
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#10
I'm sure I'd help you out and then bitch about it after you left---ha
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(11-25-2012, 01:28 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'd hit you up for new or gently owned towels for donating to the local vet & I'd try to talk you out of lovingly used coats too for people that aren't as blessed as you are. Would you humor me and give me what I wanted or would you tell me to beat it?

I have so many jackets.
Good reminder thanks. I need to go through them again and drop them off somewhere.
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(11-26-2012, 02:00 AM)Love Child Wrote: I have so many jackets.
Good reminder thanks. I need to go through them again and drop them off somewhere.


I do this every year. I'm kinda shameless in getting people to get up off stuff they will never miss. There is always a plethora of coats/jackets for children, I guess because they outgrow stuff so fast but I'm always scrambling for adult sizes.
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#13
I have a nice coat for you and a bunch of old towels too. Can they be sent to you?
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I wish Smiley_emoticons_slash
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#15
Yea that would require giving me your address. And then I would know where you live and you might find some shoes and handbags missing. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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#16
Remember to get a reciept for tax deductable charity donations tra-la-la you can deduct the cost of the coat. fa-la-la-la-la.........la-la-la-laaaaaa
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#17
I just gave a bunch of coats away to a charity drive. Someone is always trying to give me coats, I have so many.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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(11-27-2012, 09:55 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: Someone is always trying to give me coats, I have so many.

If you didn't look like you'd just crawled out of a bog somewhere, maybe they'd stop.
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#19
Bahaha! You're probly right. Since I went back to work, I end every day with my hair in a pony tail and looking like a crazed woman on the edge.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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#20
The pony tail is okay but Duchess will go all ninja on you if you're wearing a scrunchie.
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