04-20-2015, 03:31 PM
Bill Clinton and the Hooker!
Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua.
But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing
on the same street corner, day after day.
With some apprehension he would brace himself as he
approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!" Clinton fired back.
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back,
"Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to
accompany her husband on his jog!
As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner,
Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the
former Secretary of State.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past
the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there was the hooker!
Bill tried to avoid the hooker's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled... "See what you get for five bucks!?"
Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua.
But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing
on the same street corner, day after day.
With some apprehension he would brace himself as he
approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!" Clinton fired back.
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back,
"Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to
accompany her husband on his jog!
As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner,
Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the
former Secretary of State.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past
the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there was the hooker!
Bill tried to avoid the hooker's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled... "See what you get for five bucks!?"
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Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!