HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT

[HairOfTheDog]

Yesterday, Hillary Clinton hit the campaign trail in New Hampshire. She spoke about campaign reform, saying that unaccountable corporations need to be addressed and that we need to get back to "one person, one vote".

She also responded to Republicans talking so much about Hillary, Hillary, Hillary when nineteen of them gathered in New Hampshire on Saturday. She said: "We will be subjected to all kinds of distractions and attacks," she told reporters during a stop in Keene, NH. "I'm ready for that. I know that that comes, unfortunately, with the territory."

Here are highlights from the Republican roast...err gathering:

Florida Sen. Marco Rubio: "Hillary's going to raise $2.5 billion -- that's a lot of Chipotle, my friends." ("Chipotle voters" are young adults who turned out in record numbers in 2012 and 2008 and are the target of presidential candidates from both major parties.)

Former Texas Gov. Rick Perry: She's the one that literally brought the reset button to the Kremlin, to reestablish those new relationships with Russia. Well they did re-set us -- that's for sure -- they re-set us back to pre-1989 from my perspective."

Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul: "I think that her dereliction of duty, her not doing her job, her not providing security for our forces, for our diplomats, should forever preclude her from holding higher office." (regarding Benghazi)

Former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina: "I was asked this morning on Fox News whether a woman's hormones prevented her from serving in the Oval Office -- not that we have seen examples ever of a man's judgment being clouded by hormones, including in the Oval Office. Hillary Clinton cannot be president of the United States, but not because she is a woman. Hillary Clinton must not be president of the United States because she does not have a track record of accomplishment, because she lacks the candor and the transparency that are so necessary to leadership and because she will pursue a set of policies that crush the possibilities and the potential of this great nation."

Real estate mogul Donald Trump: Eventually she's going to have to answer questions. She's going to have to answer how she did as secretary of state, OK? I mean the world blew up."

South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham: (In regard to Clinton's limited press access) "I think it's something out of the North Korean playbook. I mean at the end of the day, the dear leader -- Kim Jong-un -- everybody he meets likes him. I can't believe that this is a listening tour. I mean one -- the only way you can listen to her is chase her car down the interstate. You've got to come and do what we're doing here today: Take questions from real live people. And, at the end of the day, if this is a listening tour then I'm going to get drafted by the NBA."

Former Gov. Mike Huckabee: "Every time I ever ran for public office. I ran against the Clinton political machine. I ran against their money. I ran against them. Virtually every election Bill and Hillary Clinton would come back and campaign against me. If somebody wants to know what it's like running against their organization and their apparatus, come see me and I'll tell you. I'll show you some scars, because I have a few."

Texas Sen. Ted Cruz: "As I was coming up, I was a little bit startled because I could have sworn that I saw Hillary's Scooby Doo van outside. And then I realized it couldn't possibly be that because I'm pretty sure you all don't have any foreign nations paying speakers right? We want something new. We want new leadership to change the page and to turn around. You know the Democratic version of this I'm pretty sure is Hillary Clinton having a conversation with a Chipotle clerk."

Ref: http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/hillary-...bs-n345601