11-01-2016, 08:19 AM
(10-31-2016, 06:23 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Maybe this analogy will help you to understand better, sal. You're going out to dinner with friends. You and your husband really like the nearby Chinese restaurant, but the others are in the mood for Indian or Mexican. It's 4 pm and you two are already halfway through a case of beer, so you say, "whatever you retards choose is fine with us." The Mexican place you really don't like gets 5 votes, the Indian place that sorta sucks gets 4 votes, so the 11 of you are off to the Wholly Guacamole.
Well, you all get food poisoning half way through dinner and end up losing your bowels all over the place. How embarrassing!
You and your husband start complaining because you didn't want to go to that shit hole in the first place. Everyone else calls you a couple of retards and tells you to stop your bitchin' and blamin' because if you'd participated in the decision making and convinced them to consider Chinese or settled for Indian, the night most likely would have been a whole lot less shitty for everyone.
If you still don't get the logic, fuck 'em. Just keep bitching and blaming other people, it's not against the law or anything.
The analogy would be more like this. There are only two restaurants open, Indian and Mexican. I tell my retarded friends that I've eaten at both places and they suck, but they insist on choosing one anyway. So while they go and eat I go down the street to the bar and order a beer and maybe a bar snack even though the bar snack doesn't count as a full meal and never will be a full meal, but it's better than what they're eating.
We meet back at my car and they puke all over it on the way home, so then I say I told you retards not to eat there so don't complain now. I'm the one who should be complaining, my car smells like a rancid enchilada now and I'm the one that has to pay to have it steamed cleaned.