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Duchess!
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One of the girls just got back to the office from NYC today. We were catching up and I look over and she has a new purple Coach bag. It's STUNNING! I of course was like OMG! I love it. Why didn't you text me or get me one?? She got it for some crazy price like $80 from the outlet store. Now I am jonesin for that bag. I must have it!

Wanted to share with you cuz I know you share my love of bags.
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I wish I had better feelings regarding those pretty handbags but the moment I read Coach I get a mental picture of a fat black lady :(
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A fat black lady?? Huh? Why? ahahahaahahaa

I have to take a pic of this bag so you can see it.
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Make SURE NO FAT BLACK LADIES ARE IN THE PRODUCTION!
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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(12-05-2012, 11:21 AM)ramseycat Wrote: A fat black lady?? Huh? Why? ahahahaahahaa


...because many of them that I see around here carry Coach knockoffs. They have ruined those lovely bags for me. I'll never carry one because I think only niggers do.
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Please god, don't let MF see me using the N word.
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You referenced the N word to a black lady so now I think you're racist! 52
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Uh oh, I am currently carrying a black Coach. Mine is real though dammit!
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(12-05-2012, 11:30 AM)JsMom Wrote: I think you're racist!


I'm not though, I think everyone should have at least two.
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u r racist. all the time.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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(12-05-2012, 11:33 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(12-05-2012, 11:30 AM)JsMom Wrote: I think you're racist!


I'm not though, I think everyone should have at least two.

hah You mean I'd have to put up with 2? Christ in Heaven Nooooooo! 1 is bad enough.
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#12
I need to get a new purse. I would like something colorful to liven up winter colors a bit. Maybe a purple. Or a deep red. Forest green? Hmmmm. I am SO not in to shopping right now though. I haven't done one damn thing for Christmas yet. I'm screwed.
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(12-05-2012, 01:37 PM)username Wrote: I need to get a new purse. I would like something colorful to liven up winter colors a bit. Maybe a purple. Or a deep red. Forest green? Hmmmm. I am SO not in to shopping right now though. I haven't done one damn thing for Christmas yet. I'm screwed.

I just ordered the COACH SIGNATURE STRIPE STITCHED PATENT TOTE
in lavender. It's so pretty and I can't wait to get it. It's my Christmas present from th boys. Smiley_emoticons_wink The special sale only lasted until 2pm or I would have sent you the email with the link.
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We have a Coach outlet near here; I may wander up there. I hesitate to buy online. I bought a few purses online and they were more like suitcases. Huge!

ETA: Ya' know, this shit isn't really adding to the testosterone in this place. One of us needs to burp or fart or go chop some wood or something. I nominate YOU!
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(12-05-2012, 03:12 PM)username Wrote: We have a Coach outlet near here; I may wander up there. I hesitate to buy online. I bought a few purses online and they were more like suitcases. Huge!

Yea, you do have to be careful about that. I always look at the measurments before I order. We have a Coach outlet about an hour from me in Lake George. I don't have time to go up there though and shipping was only $10. So for about $100 bucks I got a leather Coach bag that was originally $298 I think. Something like that.
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(12-05-2012, 03:15 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Yea, you do have to be careful about that. I always look at the measurments before I order. We have a Coach outlet about an hour from me in Lake George. I don't have time to go up there though and shipping was only $10. So for about $100 bucks I got a leather Coach bag that was originally $298 I think. Something like that.

Nice!!!



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#18
*shifts dick* hah we call that a re-set in testosterone land.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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(12-05-2012, 03:23 PM)Maggot Wrote: *shifts dick* hah we call that a re-set in testosterone land.

Oh! That's better. Now that I think about it "shifts" makes me think...well, reverse could be a motherfucker. A dickshift.
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All this talk of handbags has turned me into Pavlov's dog.
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