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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS



Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Kingdom of Mock
Not a creature was stirring, not even a troll sock.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The Mockers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Sally's hooters danced in their heads.
And User in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s fap.

When out on the moat there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from User's arms to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up last nights corned beef hash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny troll queer.

That's as far I got, I now have writers block. Bah.






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12-23-2012 08:03 PM
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It's funny, Duchess.

I thought up a weak first verse and then got lazy.


Twas two nights before Christmas and throughout the Mock halls

All the creatures were stirring, Kid was scratching his balls

And the stockings were hung in their own special thread

Except for one that got lost in ramsey's afro-topped head...


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12-23-2012 11:00 PM
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(12-23-2012 08:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Kingdom of Mock
Not a creature was stirring, not even a troll sock.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The Mockers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Sally's hooters danced in their heads.
And User in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s fap.

When out on the moat there arose such a Clang,
I sprang from User's arms and uttered a "Dang!".
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up last nights corned beef hash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny troll queer.

That's as far I got, I now have writers block. Bah.

I like it. I'd just make one small change.Smiley_emoticons_smile

(I too have writer's block and don't know where else I'd work my name into it.)






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12-23-2012 11:13 PM
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(12-23-2012 08:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:  Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Kingdom of Mock
Not a creature was stirring, not even a troll sock.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The Mockers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Sally's hooters danced in their heads.
And User in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s fap.

When out on the moat there arose such a Clang,
I sprang from User's arms and uttered a "Dang!".
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up last nights corned beef hash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Then I caught sight of Aussie with a bottle of Cointreau
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny troll queer.

That's as far I got, I now have writers block. Bah.

Me too, small change.





12-24-2012 03:51 AM
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hah I was hoping you all would pick it up & make your own changes. Thanks!






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(12-23-2012 11:00 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  It's funny, Duchess.

I thought up a weak first verse and then got lazy.


Twas two nights before Christmas and throughout the Mock halls

All the creatures were stirring, Kid was scratching his balls

And the stockings were hung in their own special thread

Except for one that got lost in ramsey's afro-topped head...


50

Nice to know you're thinking of me 57






Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

12-24-2012 08:22 AM
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Not only was she thinking about you, she was thinking about your balls!






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Good point.... bonus!






Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

12-24-2012 08:37 AM
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Jumped out of Users arms. Hahahahahahaaa.






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12-24-2012 10:07 AM
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You liked that, huh? I kinda liked the fap part myself. hah






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(12-24-2012 08:22 AM)thekid65 Wrote:  
(12-23-2012 11:00 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  It's funny, Duchess.

I thought up a weak first verse and then got lazy.


Twas two nights before Christmas and throughout the Mock halls

All the creatures were stirring, Kid was scratching his balls

And the stockings were hung in their own special thread

Except for one that got lost in ramsey's afro-topped head...


50

Nice to know you're thinking of me 57

I was, I was.

Perms and testosterone were the recent forum mocks that popped to mind first.

So, your balls were indeed nestled and snug in my head for a bit...





12-24-2012 11:23 AM
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(12-23-2012 08:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Kingdom of Mock
Not a creature was stirring, not even a troll sock.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The Mockers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Sally's hooters danced in their heads.
And User in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s fap.

When out on the moat there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from User's arms to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up last nights corned beef hash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny troll queer.

That's as far I got, I now have writers block. Bah.

With a leathered chap driver, cut and slick,
I knew this couldn’t be St. Nick.
Who was on my rooftop way up high;
It was his gayness Sphincter Cop looking so sly.
His bedazzled brilliance had no shame;
As he snapped his fingers, and twirled as he called them by name!





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hah Love, love, LOVE them. I may make an attempt when I'm on a computer.






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I'm bumping this with hope that maybe some of you will be inspired to add to it.






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