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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
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RE: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

I laughed again at jumped out of sided 's arms. Hahaha






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12-03-2013 06:56 PM
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RE: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

(12-23-2012 08:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:  
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny troll queer.

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The sleigh screeched to a halt, and out jumped Maggot who asked for a beer.






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12-03-2013 06:59 PM
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RE: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

Yes this is probably riddled with typos and punctuation errors so excuse that and have a laugh anyway.




Mocks Night before Christmas, R rated version.




Twas the night before Christmas, and all throughout MOCK.

The only creature that was stirring, was Maggot playing with his cock.

His clothes were all hung from the lamp and the chair,

And he hoped that his wife would not find them there.



While Maggot was seated at the foot of his bed.

Having visions of Duchess dancing nude in his head.

My girls were in teddy's, I was laying on my back,

The games had begun, and they were cutting me no slack.



When out on the computer there arose such a clatter,

I had to go see, just what the fuck was the matter.

Clicking open windows, Mock was opened in a flash.

I stumbled around, almost spilling my stash.



There in front of me a pair of breasts they did show.

Making me wonder how much farther our Sally would go.

I never would have guessed what next would appear,

I seen a nicely trimmed beaver, As my vision did clear.



With posts being posted, so lively and quick,

I could tell right away Maggot let go of his dick.

More replies from our Ramsey and Crash had just came.

While user did whistle, SIXFOOTER calling her name.



Now Ninja, Now MS, Now Maggot and HotD,

And QueenBee, and User, SIXFOOTER and Ramsey.

To the top of the page, above them all,

With all of these posts, this thread would not fall.



Then pictures and posts and comments did fly,

With the members of mock getting horny and high.

As moaning and groaning and complements flew,

Even playing with sex toys was our Aussiefriend too.



Then out of nowhere nrkerr she did post,

I'm getting my freak on, and I don't mind if I boast.

My head it is shaking ,almost spinning around,

Now if only I had me a hot pussy hound.




With the members now all naked from their head to their foot,

And the heat from the lamp, turning Maggots dirty sock into soot.

With a drawer full of toys and Aussie on her back,

And MS looking like a pervert, as his pud he did pack.



His eyes they did twinkle, saving photos not for sharing,

Saying I like Sally's bush, No its not very harry.

His mouth began to open, and his eyes began to roll,

And his hand jerking faster, as his juices started to flow.



FU had one woman clinched tight on his meat,

The others legs encircled his head like a wreath.

Not seeing his broad face, or his little round belly,

No way he could post, no one he'd be telling.



Some members with chubby's, or a plump wet pink spot,

All stroking and rubbing , everyone of them hot.

With the blinking of eyes and the twitching of heads,

We soon did all know, we had nothing to dread.



We spoke not a word, As we finished our work,

Some picturing Sally as they frantically jerked.

Others using a finger, To rub their wet holes,

Moaning and groaning, as their blood pressure rose.




Dutchess sprang to the keyboard, to her mockers she did whistle,

Lets all finish this off, like a space bound missile.

With all finishing off , as a group felt out of sight.

She said Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night !





12-04-2013 07:29 AM
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HairOfTheDog Offline
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RE: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

That was awesome, F.U.

I'm gonna read it again and again.

It was raw, and hot and not in the least bit awkward to read.

Think I'm just trying to be nice? Test my sincerity:
[Image: hypocrisymeter2.gif]

Okay, I'm busted.

Yeah, that was effin' creepy - and not in a good way.

Keep your filthy hands off of Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer and Frosty the Snowman, F.U. 79 Some classics are sacred.





12-04-2013 09:04 AM
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RE: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Frosty and Rudolph you say. HMmmmmm, Thinking ... thinking.





12-04-2013 09:11 AM
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Its just fun and reindeer gams.

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12-04-2013 09:31 AM
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hah I love this place.






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12-04-2013 09:49 AM
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hahaha FU that was great!





12-04-2013 09:59 AM
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RE: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

Don't go to FU's annual Christmas party. Hot spiced cider flowing while trimming the tree is not what you think it's going to be.





12-04-2013 10:33 AM
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I think I'd have to skip that party.

If I had to choose, I'd probably rather go Christmas caroling with his church group and then watch a Lifetime Christmas Special in the basement with MS (while eating last year's fruit cake log and drinking virgin egg nog).

Tough choice, though...





12-04-2013 12:51 PM
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RE: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

A dozen or so Jager bombs and a couple dozen mixed drinks and you would loosen right up HotD.

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12-04-2013 01:29 PM
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RE: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

(12-04-2013 12:51 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  I think I'd have to skip that party.

If I had to choose, I'd probably rather go Christmas caroling with his church group and then watch a Lifetime Christmas Special in the basement with MS (while eating last year's fruit cake log and drinking virgin egg nog).

Tough choice, though...

Just watched The Polar Express with the kids last night HotD. Last year we watched Christmas Vacation with them, and then decided (belatedly) that maybe there were parts of that movie that weren't age appropriate.

hah

As for F.U.'s party... very intriguing.

So much detail.

However, I wouldn't want to go if HotD wasn't going (or Sally, or Duchess, or Aussie or FQ2, or NrKerr). NrKerr would be the life of that party, I'm sure.

I'm not down with Sausage-only fiestas.





12-04-2013 01:58 PM
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RE: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

I've already made arrangements to go to Aussie's. We're going to load the bench top dishwasher and watch Joel Osteen's 10 steps to putting Christ back in Christmas.





12-04-2013 02:03 PM
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RE: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

I've been drunk a few times in my life and I'm already a little too laid back in general, F.U.

Still, never had any inclination to imagine, see, or join my friends (with our without our spouses) hanging out getting ourselves off or getting each other off.

It doesn't offend me that other people like that kinda thing and I don't have a problem with my friends who do. It's just a major turn-off, to me.

Easy enough to skip parties where that sorta group play is on the menu, or leave before it kicks into gear.

It would be fun to stop by for a drink and a toke or two with you before your circle jerk began, then take off to do something more up my alley.

Different strokes is all...








12-04-2013 02:16 PM
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