TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
#21
hah I love this place.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#22
hahaha FU that was great!
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#23
Don't go to FU's annual Christmas party. Hot spiced cider flowing while trimming the tree is not what you think it's going to be.
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#24
I think I'd have to skip that party.

If I had to choose, I'd probably rather go Christmas caroling with his church group and then watch a Lifetime Christmas Special in the basement with MS (while eating last year's fruit cake log and drinking virgin egg nog).

Tough choice, though...
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#25
A dozen or so Jager bombs and a couple dozen mixed drinks and you would loosen right up HotD.

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#26
(12-04-2013, 12:51 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I think I'd have to skip that party.

If I had to choose, I'd probably rather go Christmas caroling with his church group and then watch a Lifetime Christmas Special in the basement with MS (while eating last year's fruit cake log and drinking virgin egg nog).

Tough choice, though...

Just watched The Polar Express with the kids last night HotD. Last year we watched Christmas Vacation with them, and then decided (belatedly) that maybe there were parts of that movie that weren't age appropriate.

hah

As for F.U.'s party... very intriguing.

So much detail.

However, I wouldn't want to go if HotD wasn't going (or Sally, or Duchess, or Aussie or FQ2, or NrKerr). NrKerr would be the life of that party, I'm sure.

I'm not down with Sausage-only fiestas.
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#27
I've already made arrangements to go to Aussie's. We're going to load the bench top dishwasher and watch Joel Osteen's 10 steps to putting Christ back in Christmas.
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#28
I've been drunk a few times in my life and I'm already a little too laid back in general, F.U.

Still, never had any inclination to imagine, see, or join my friends (with our without our spouses) hanging out getting ourselves off or getting each other off.

It doesn't offend me that other people like that kinda thing and I don't have a problem with my friends who do. It's just a major turn-off, to me.

Easy enough to skip parties where that sorta group play is on the menu, or leave before it kicks into gear.

It would be fun to stop by for a drink and a toke or two with you before your circle jerk began, then take off to do something more up my alley.

Different strokes is all...



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#29
(12-04-2013, 01:58 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Last year we watched Christmas Vacation with them, and then decided (belatedly) that maybe there were parts of that movie that weren't age appropriate.

Have you seen The Ref with Dennis Leary and Kevin Spacey?

It's my favorite Christmas movie; some great dysfunctional smart-ass characters.

Probably not one for the kids, though.
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#30
(12-04-2013, 02:16 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: before your circle jerk began

At least you weren't the one he put in the middle of the circle jerk in his little Christmas carol 52
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#31
(12-04-2013, 02:36 PM)sally Wrote:
(12-04-2013, 02:16 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: before your circle jerk began

At least you weren't the one he put in the middle of the circle jerk in his little Christmas carol 52

Yeah, you and Maggot seemed to be the main focus of FU's sexual attention. I think maybe it was meant to be a compliment, having the starring roles and all?

Oh, well. It coulda been worse, sal.

I mean, at least he gave you a nicely trimmed beaver. That was special.
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#32
(12-04-2013, 02:03 PM)sally Wrote: I've already made arrangements to go to Aussie's. We're going to load the bench top dishwasher and watch Joel Osteen's 10 steps to putting Christ back in Christmas.

Just don't forget the beer. No cointreau, I am off that stuff.
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#33


Does anyone have anything to add to Mock's version of Twas The Night Before Christmas?
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#34
Thanks for bringing this back up Duch. I forgot all about this thread. I even gave myself a laugh when I read my version posted.
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#35


It made me laugh too! There are some very funny people in here. It was fun to screw around with the story and re-write it to fit Mock.
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#36


Seasons Greetings, Mockers!

Do you have anything to add?

Humor me or I'll start playing this everyday.



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#37
Glad this came up again . Thanks Duch.

After rereading this thread I realized that in my perverted version, it was the first time I mentioned my girls and no one caught it. Wooo Hooo.
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OK resume . . . um . . . ah . . . "normal" posting. hah
Beer drinking, gun toting, Bike riding,
womanizing, sex fiend, sexist, asshole !
Don't like it? Well than F.U !!!!!!!!!
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#38
(12-04-2016, 06:46 PM)F.U. Wrote: Glad this came up again . Thanks Duch.


I hope you do a little something. I really loved it when you used to do the Mock News at 5:00.
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#39
(12-04-2016, 02:27 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Seasons Greetings, Mockers!

Do you have anything to add?

Humor me or I'll start playing this everyday.




I prefer Bruce Springsteen's "Santa Clause is Coming To Town" but to each his own.



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#40
I prefer someone else singing Bruce Springsteen's songs.
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