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(12-04-2013 01:58 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:  Last year we watched Christmas Vacation with them, and then decided (belatedly) that maybe there were parts of that movie that weren't age appropriate.

Have you seen The Ref with Dennis Leary and Kevin Spacey?

It's my favorite Christmas movie; some great dysfunctional smart-ass characters.

Probably not one for the kids, though.





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(12-04-2013 02:16 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  before your circle jerk began

At least you weren't the one he put in the middle of the circle jerk in his little Christmas carol 52





12-04-2013 02:36 PM
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(12-04-2013 02:36 PM)sally Wrote:  
(12-04-2013 02:16 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  before your circle jerk began

At least you weren't the one he put in the middle of the circle jerk in his little Christmas carol 52

Yeah, you and Maggot seemed to be the main focus of FU's sexual attention. I think maybe it was meant to be a compliment, having the starring roles and all?

Oh, well. It coulda been worse, sal.

I mean, at least he gave you a nicely trimmed beaver. That was special.





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(12-04-2013 02:03 PM)sally Wrote:  I've already made arrangements to go to Aussie's. We're going to load the bench top dishwasher and watch Joel Osteen's 10 steps to putting Christ back in Christmas.

Just don't forget the beer. No cointreau, I am off that stuff.





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Does anyone have anything to add to Mock's version of Twas The Night Before Christmas?






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Thanks for bringing this back up Duch. I forgot all about this thread. I even gave myself a laugh when I read my version posted.





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It made me laugh too! There are some very funny people in here. It was fun to screw around with the story and re-write it to fit Mock.






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Seasons Greetings, Mockers!

Do you have anything to add?

Humor me or I'll start playing this everyday.









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Glad this came up again . Thanks Duch.

After rereading this thread I realized that in my perverted version, it was the first time I mentioned my girls and no one caught it. Wooo Hooo.
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OK resume . . . um . . . ah . . . "normal" posting. hah






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(12-04-2016 06:46 PM)F.U. Wrote:  Glad this came up again . Thanks Duch.


I hope you do a little something. I really loved it when you used to do the Mock News at 5:00.






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(12-04-2016 02:27 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

Seasons Greetings, Mockers!

Do you have anything to add?

Humor me or I'll start playing this everyday.




I prefer Bruce Springsteen's "Santa Clause is Coming To Town" but to each his own.









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I prefer someone else singing Bruce Springsteen's songs.





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(12-05-2016 10:23 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:  I prefer someone else singing Bruce Springsteen's songs.

Me too. He sucks!





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That's why I used it as a threat! Sarcastic






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