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The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....
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Happy (almost) New Year's, assholes.

I don't have high expectations for a year that ends in 13.

I think any or all of these things just might happen:

The middle east will continue to implode.

The country will fall off the fiscal cliff making Uggs virtually unattainable for thousands of women and spoiled adolescent girls.

Ramsey will divulge some deep obsession with croutons. Worse yet, she might bring back the Friday Carlton posts. Smiley_emoticons_shocked And, she'll continue to torture us with her total inability to make a post that doesn't contain a spelling fuck up! 52

ESAD and Kid, being sober buddies, will meet up with all good intentions but then go on a Thelma and Louise type bender dying early, tragic deaths.

HotD will continue to debase herself by posting IMO, I believe and JMO until she reaches the pathetic point of posting IMHO at which point some trigger happy mod deletes her account.

Dick will continue to hide in his man cave while personally saving the market for companies like Desitin.

FAHQ's whoring ways will catch up with her when her doctor diagnoses her with a serious STD.

Sally's tubes will untie themselves. Again.

RAP's heretofore solid marriage will crumble under the pressure of raising twins.

Duchess will suffer a series of unexplained chipped nails culminating with a horrible fungus infection that requires weeks of medication and a doctor's order prohibiting further manicures and pedicures. In an effort to distract herself, she takes up cooking and proceeds to burn down her lovely home attempting to make toast.

Amidst all the tragedy, MF's wife will question her religion and become agnostic thereby ending MF's access to blow jobs for the rest of his pathetic life.

SC's partner, will in fact "turn" and run away with the local waitress.

One of the employees that Six has fired will return with a semi-automatic weapon and proceed to conduct the worst workplace massacre in the nation's history. The second amendment is subsequently repealed.

On a positive note, JB's life sucks so much already, it has no where to go but up.

Clang will continue to milk the system and use our tax dollars to purchase plus size undergarments off the internet.

Maggot will return to hunting but on his first day back he falls out of a tree stand. Fortunately, he's wearing a safety harness but he dangles there for several days until the Professor notices his absence and brings him home. He swears off hunting forever (some good news for Bambi in 2013).

On those bright notes, I offer you the 2013 trivial, boring drivel thread. Post up your day-to-day real life experiences and random thoughts HERE.

Wishing all of you a happy 2013, regardless.
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#2


I'm giving you a standing ovation. That was gawddamn excellent. Muah! Kiss-my-ass
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#3
Wow User, that was intense. Very well done. Here's hoping not TOO many of those come true, but maybe a few for entertainment purposes Smiley_emoticons_wink
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#4
That was pretty good User. My typos are worse cuz I'm posting from my new iPhone. It's a bitch to type on this touch screen with my nails.

I was thinking earlier that I hope 2013 is a better year than 2012 and its a good thing I'm not superstitious.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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(12-28-2012, 04:18 PM)ramseycat Wrote: That was pretty good User. My typos are worse cuz I'm posting from my new iPhone. It's a bitch to type on this touch screen with my nails.

I was thinking earlier that I hope 2013 is a better year than 2012 and its a good thing I'm not superstitious.

Pretty good? Oh stop. Your high praise is making me blush.

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I don't see any typos in your last post though! It's a miracle!
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#6
It was VERY good User!!!
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I hear gunshots. Bastards!
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(12-28-2012, 04:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I hear gunshots. Bastards!

Uh-oh.
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#9
I give it a "C".

Too bad I couldn't give you the letter equivalent of your much-talked-about vibrator's battery size, but I gotta be honest with you, Annie Oakley.

As for your 2013 forecast, I'm betting that the new year will be one of great accomplishment for you here at Mock and IRL.

I foresee you completing your steady journey into suburban Stepford Wifeism in 2013. You're almost there already; there's literally no turning back now! [Image: party0009.gif]


HAPPY ALMOST NEW YEAR, YOU COLD HEARTED BITCH!
(your post was actually better than average, for a username contribution that is).
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#10
Thanks for the forecast, now I'll be ready
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(12-28-2012, 04:05 PM)username Wrote: Clang will continue to milk the system and use our tax dollars to purchase plus size undergarments off the internet.

Clang to defy expectations/explanation, give up his crossdressing, attend priest retreat in mid January, go back to college/seminary, and become Catholic priest in a few short years.

(not a joke. above scenario is in progress)
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I think you would be doing a disservice to yourself, Clang, if you give up your crossdressing.
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#13
You fucked up the thread title. It doesn't look the same with a capital T
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(12-28-2012, 05:25 PM)crash Wrote: You fucked up the thread title. It doesn't look the same with a capital T

hah

Fucker. I could change it but just for that, I won't. Dramaqueen
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(12-28-2012, 05:05 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I give it a "C".

Too bad I couldn't give you the letter equivalent of your much-talked-about vibrator's battery size, but I gotta be honest with you, Annie Oakley.

As for your 2013 forecast, I'm betting that the new year will be one of great accomplishment for you here at Mock and IRL.

I foresee you completing your steady journey into suburban Stepford Wifeism in 2013. You're almost there already; there's literally no turning back now! [Image: party0009.gif]


HAPPY ALMOST NEW YEAR, YOU COLD HEARTED BITCH!
(your post was actually better than average, for a username contribution that is).

Verbose bitch! 95
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(12-28-2012, 05:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I think you would be doing a disservice to yourself, Clang, if you give up your crossdressing.

Maybe. Don't worry its not a done deal yet. Can still back out until I'm ordained.
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(12-28-2012, 05:52 PM)username Wrote: Verbose bitch! 95

Keep up the posting-style critiques. Maybe I'll follow orders and just do it your way, Leona. No really, it could happen...

It might make more of an impact to stick with one and ride it for a while, but it's always entertaining to watch you flit from here to there. 102
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(12-28-2012, 05:56 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Can still back out until I'm ordained.


For $19.95 you can become an ordained minister instead of waiting for a call from the Bishop.

Clang, does your Mom cover her hair when she goes to Mass?
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(12-28-2012, 06:12 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Keep up the posting-style critiques.


I have posting quirks too. Smiley_emoticons_slash
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(12-28-2012, 06:12 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(12-28-2012, 05:52 PM)username Wrote: Verbose bitch! 95

Keep up the posting-style critiques. Maybe I'll follow orders and just do it your way, Leona. No really, it could happen...

It might make more of an impact to stick with one and ride it for a while, but it's always entertaining to watch you flit from here to there. 102

You want I should go after your Christmas tres or hats first?
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