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BE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF
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(05-08-2013 04:04 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:  She was creepy, puffy and moon-faced in the picture user posted.

What the fuck kind of look was she shooting for?

The fatter her face, the fewer the lines until...oops!






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05-08-2013 04:34 PM
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(05-08-2013 04:34 PM)username Wrote:  
(05-08-2013 04:04 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:  She was creepy, puffy and moon-faced in the picture user posted.

What the fuck kind of look was she shooting for?

The fatter her face, the fewer the lines until...oops!

Until her face explodes.






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05-08-2013 06:29 PM
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(05-08-2013 04:04 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:  She was creepy, puffy and moon-faced in the picture user posted.

What the fuck kind of look was she shooting for?


"A crazy, naked black guy ate my face off on the bridge and I had it reconstructed" look? Or maybe "a chimpanzee tore my face off and I had it reconstructed" look.





05-08-2013 06:54 PM
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My wife has a petite ass and its so cute.

I completely fail to see the appeal of a big fat jlo ass.






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05-08-2013 08:31 PM
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I'm with the midget...

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Why turn something great like that...

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into that hideous ridiculousness?





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Why are yanks obsessed with big asses?

The world needs to know, my wife has the cutest little ass that she likes me to give a little spank every now and then.






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Did it only come about since the gangsta rap culture morphed out of MC Hammer, or did I only start noticing then? Because I don't remember famous women from the 70s, 80s and 90s wanting bigger asses. Quite the opposite





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I think it was Sir Mix- A- Lot that made fat asses popular with the I like big butts song.





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(05-08-2013 09:00 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:  The world needs to know, my wife has the cutest little ass that she likes me to give a little spank every now and then.

No. We really didn't need to know that.






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(05-08-2013 09:00 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:  Why are yanks obsessed with big asses?

The world needs to know, my wife has the cutest little ass that she likes me to give a little spank every now and then.

I think most Americans aren't into big asses.

We do however elect them with some regularity.





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(05-08-2013 09:29 PM)sally Wrote:  I think it was Sir Mix- A- Lot that made fat asses popular with the I like big butts song.

I think the fascination started then too.

It became even more more accepted as "most desirable" when J.Lo hit the big time and constantly joked about her ass and how awful it was that everyone was always looking and commenting about it.

Poor Jennifer. She doesn't even realize how her asset makes the rockin' world go round. Her and Kim Kardashian.





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(05-08-2013 09:00 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:  Why are yanks obsessed with big asses?

The world needs to know, my wife has the cutest little ass that she likes me to give a little spank every now and then.

The Yanks are not, the spooks however, are...





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(05-08-2013 10:32 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:  The Yanks are not, the spooks however, are...

I was with a group of friends and one just happened to be a Negro.

Big assed woman walks by and the Oreo couldn't help but let out a "Damn!".

One of the white guys asked him why do the brothers like humongous asses . . . be it white or black ass?

He replied: "Guys with small dicks always ask me this."





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I don't get the appeal of a big ass either, getting one is one of my worst nightmares, ranking up there with tornadoes.






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