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TINA TURNER
#61
(11-18-2013, 09:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-18-2013, 08:38 PM)sally Wrote: That's one gorgeous woman, then and now. I don't care that she had plastic surgery.
I don't care that she had plastic surgery to fix the damage done by asshole Ike, I care that she used the plastic surgery to look 40 years younger than she is. False advertising. Worse than those padded/pushup bras IMO.


Oh, you're talking about Tina Turner. I was actually talking about Raquel Welch, I think whatever plastic surgery she's had was done well.

And don't you wear push up bras yourself, numb nuts?
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#62
I wonder if those would work for my nuts. You know push-em up, they're like clackers now.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#63
Maybe you could pull them up with a rubber band?
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#64
Don't go changing, Maggot - clackers are good!

I love clackers; can keep those puppies clacking on the upside and downside for like 20 minutes straight.

We had all different colored ones growing up in LaLa land - they cost next to nothing at the swap meet. Wish I had some clackers to play with right now.

Fun. Plus, they quickly converted into decent little weapons, if needed (til they banned 'em at our school - effin' killjoys).

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#65
(11-19-2013, 03:01 PM)sally Wrote: And don't you wear push up bras yourself, numb nuts?
I bought one push up bra and thong set but my b cup breasts don't fill put the dd bra cups of the pushup bra.
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#66
I bought one push up bra and thong set but my b cup breasts don't fill put the dd bra cups of the pushup bra.
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Your moobs a B cup?! Bullshit! I'm betting your moobs are big enough for you to appear in a Russ Meyer big titty film!
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#67
(11-20-2013, 08:24 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(11-19-2013, 04:42 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
I bought one push up bra and thong set but my b cup breasts don't fill put the dd bra cups of the pushup bra.
I wish. :(

Your moobs a B cup?! Bullshit! I'm betting your moobs are big enough for you to appear in a Russ Meyer big titty film!
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#68
(11-20-2013, 01:13 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-20-2013, 08:24 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(11-19-2013, 04:42 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
I bought one push up bra and thong set but my b cup breasts don't fill put the dd bra cups of the pushup bra.
I wish. :(

Your moobs a B cup?! Bullshit! I'm betting your moobs are big enough for you to appear in a Russ Meyer big titty film!
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Clever boy!
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#69
A compliment?

*GASP*
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#70
(11-21-2013, 12:15 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: A compliment?

*GASP*

No, more like a celebration of your retardation fatty.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#71
I think that Kim Basinger looks good; not plastic or freakish. She's a little too thin, IMO, but still looks good.

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At 60, she was signed to IMG Modeling last week. Her daughter, Ireland Baldwin (right), is 18 and signed with the same agency in March.
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#72
Personally I've never understood Basinger being a sex symbol really.

I don't know why she just doesn't ring my ding a ling at all and I've got nothing against leggy blondes either.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#73


Diane Sawyer - 68 yrs. old - beauty & brains.

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#74
She looks like she is on the verge of crying all the time.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#75
(01-08-2014, 10:23 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Diane Sawyer - 68 yrs. old - beauty & brains.

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That photo has been photoshopped to shit.

Airbrushed so much she looks like a character from a Disney film.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#76
Jane Seymour doesn't look bad for 62 and I don't think she's had any cosmetic surgery.

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#77
(01-09-2014, 08:46 PM)sally Wrote: Jane Seymour doesn't look bad for 62 and I don't think she's had any cosmetic surgery.

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idk...her head looks like it might have been photoshopped onto someone else's body.
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#78
(01-09-2014, 08:46 PM)sally Wrote: Jane Seymour doesn't look bad for 62 and I don't think she's had any cosmetic surgery.

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Didn't she have twins?...if so, I'm not buying it. There's a tummy tuck going on there, if not more. She looks great.

Actually...I agree with clang. I think it's photoshopped.
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#79
Looks like the same body she's always had to me.

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#80
I think she's very pretty and in great shape for her age. But she needs more curves.
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