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MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN'
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Police in Wisconsin have accused a 46 year old man of enjoying curbside sex with a discarded sofa.

Waukesha Patch reports that an off-duty officer was jogging when he spotted Gerard Streator allegedly doing the deed with the furniture. Authorities charged Streator on Thursday with one count of lewd and lascivious behavior, which carries a maximum of nine months in prison.

According to a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, officer Ryan Edwards said Streator "had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.”

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Men. 78






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03-15-2013 03:37 PM
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(03-15-2013 03:37 PM)ramseycat Wrote:  Men. 78

A guy fucks a couch and you blame the entire male species? You need to surround yourself with some normal men.






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03-15-2013 04:30 PM
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You never hear of a woman rubbing her lady parts on a piece of furniture to get off.






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(03-15-2013 04:37 PM)ramseycat Wrote:  You never hear of a woman rubbing her lady parts on a piece of furniture to get off.

No wonder your parents covered the furniture with plastic.





03-15-2013 04:58 PM
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That's just stupid.






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03-15-2013 05:01 PM
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(03-15-2013 05:01 PM)ramseycat Wrote:  That's just stupid.

Geez . . . lighten up.

I didn't mention the lamp shades or the carpet runners . . . did I?





03-15-2013 05:05 PM
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They should leave this guy alone... the couch was asking for it.

Everyone knows that sofa = whore.





03-15-2013 05:17 PM
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(03-15-2013 05:17 PM)Jimbone Wrote:  They should leave this guy alone... the couch was asking for it.

Everyone knows that sofa = whore.

Right? It probably had a "free" sign on it too!






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03-15-2013 05:24 PM
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Why didn't they just give the guy some privacy? A man and a discarded sofa can be a beautiful thing to some.





03-15-2013 05:26 PM
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(03-15-2013 05:24 PM)username Wrote:  Right? It probably had a "free" sign on it too!

It was on the street curb! She was just giving those cushions away! What was the guy to do? Not give her the penis?





03-15-2013 05:28 PM
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(03-15-2013 05:26 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:  Why didn't they just give the guy some privacy?

hah

Judging by Mr. Streator's photo, I could see him being seduced by a sign reading, "Lazy Boy, free love seat, take me".

And an off-duty police officer just happened to be jogging by when he took the bait?

Looks like a clear case of entrapment...





03-15-2013 05:31 PM
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People are far too judgemental these days. What if that sofa was his soul mate? Oh well at least they will always have 'the curb'.

@HoTD you are bloody hilarious.





03-15-2013 06:23 PM
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