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MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN'
#21
Sofa king what?
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#22
(12-20-2016, 09:26 PM)BigMark Wrote: Sofa king what?

wee TARDIS.
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#23
(12-20-2016, 11:54 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-20-2016, 09:26 PM)BigMark Wrote: Sofa king what?

wee TARDIS.
Did you say... Tardis?
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#24
Who? Is there a doctor in the house?
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#25
(12-21-2016, 09:29 AM)Maggot Wrote: Who? Is there a doctor in the house?
Smiley_emoticons_hurra3
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#26
(03-17-2013, 06:44 PM)Misguided Wrote: The vibration of some motorcycles work real sweet sometimes to get a woman fired up.The climax is a bit....interesting.'Specially if they like to scratch and bite or thrash around some...

12 inch thick rope fastened front to back over the peepad on a ironhead winds em up every time.
Beer drinking, gun toting, Bike riding,
womanizing, sex fiend, sexist, asshole !
Don't like it? Well than F.U !!!!!!!!!
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#27
See, I do learn stuff here.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#28
(12-21-2016, 11:16 AM)F.U. Wrote:
(03-17-2013, 06:44 PM)Misguided Wrote: The vibration of some motorcycles work real sweet sometimes to get a woman fired up.The climax is a bit....interesting.'Specially if they like to scratch and bite or thrash around some...

12 inch thick rope fastened front to back over the peepad on a ironhead winds em up every time.

Technique is everything
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#29


Hmmm...
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#30
(12-21-2016, 11:16 AM)F.U. Wrote:
(03-17-2013, 06:44 PM)Misguided Wrote: The vibration of some motorcycles work real sweet sometimes to get a woman fired up.The climax is a bit....interesting.'Specially if they like to scratch and bite or thrash around some...

12 inch thick rope fastened front to back over the peepad on a ironhead winds em up every time.

So does massaging a woman's buttbone. It makes them moan.
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#31
(12-21-2016, 10:21 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-21-2016, 11:16 AM)F.U. Wrote:
(03-17-2013, 06:44 PM)Misguided Wrote: The vibration of some motorcycles work real sweet sometimes to get a woman fired up.The climax is a bit....interesting.'Specially if they like to scratch and bite or thrash around some...

12 inch thick rope fastened front to back over the peepad on a ironhead winds em up every time.

So does massaging a woman's buttbone. It makes them moan.

A rope on the backseat run front to back, massages the cooter from clit to crack. hah
Beer drinking, gun toting, Bike riding,
womanizing, sex fiend, sexist, asshole !
Don't like it? Well than F.U !!!!!!!!!
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#32
(12-21-2016, 10:21 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: So does massaging a woman's buttbone. It makes them moan.


hah Mr. McFly, dat u? How do you know this?!
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#33
Yeah, how did you know that?
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#34
Maybe he was tied up once.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#35
(12-22-2016, 01:21 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(12-21-2016, 10:21 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: So does massaging a woman's buttbone. It makes them moan.


hah Mr. McFly, dat u? How do you know this?!


Its as close as I got to sex with my 19 year old college girlfriend. It was over the clothes. I also know hot breath on the neck drives some women wild. And I know how to French kiss. If my relationship had lasted longer than 3 months I'd know more.
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#36
(12-21-2016, 10:21 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-21-2016, 11:16 AM)F.U. Wrote:
(03-17-2013, 06:44 PM)Misguided Wrote: The vibration of some motorcycles work real sweet sometimes to get a woman fired up.The climax is a bit....interesting.'Specially if they like to scratch and bite or thrash around some...

12 inch thick rope fastened front to back over the peepad on a ironhead winds em up every time.

So does massaging a woman's buttbone. It makes them moan.

Ummm...not really.
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#37
(12-22-2016, 09:21 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(12-21-2016, 10:21 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-21-2016, 11:16 AM)F.U. Wrote:
(03-17-2013, 06:44 PM)Misguided Wrote: The vibration of some motorcycles work real sweet sometimes to get a woman fired up.The climax is a bit....interesting.'Specially if they like to scratch and bite or thrash around some...

12 inch thick rope fastened front to back over the peepad on a ironhead winds em up every time.

So does massaging a woman's buttbone. It makes them moan.

Ummm...not really.

Well what the fuck was I massaging on her backside then? She was moaning and me being a numb nut all I could think to say was "You alright?....You sure you're alright?"
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#38
(12-23-2016, 12:26 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: She was moaning and me being a numb nut all I could think to say was "You alright?....You sure you're alright?"


hah I love you, Clang.
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#39
(12-23-2016, 12:26 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: "You alright?....You sure you're alright?"

I have actually asked the same question a couple times
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#40
(12-23-2016, 06:28 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(12-23-2016, 12:26 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: She was moaning and me being a numb nut all I could think to say was "You alright?....You sure you're alright?"


hah I love you, Clang.


Blowing-kisses

Maybe 2017 is the year I get laid. My supervisors say I'm too hard on myself and too sensitive. Maybe next year I'll get to be hard on someone else and be a little lesssensitive.
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