Post: #1

Put a buffer a compressor, 2 drunk cousins and a parking lot with a freakin kids tricycle in the middle by the sandlot, a cop sitting parked next to a Chinese joint watching as the cousins try to ride double as the cop rides over to see what is going on and you look in the rearview as they fall off clubbing each other with plastic golfclubs. A person begins to realise why one visit per year is enough. I almost want to write off the compressor.

Got any dead branches in YOUR family tree?

Post: #2

Fairly certain I was planted in the wrong orchard. My mom and her family... they are scary on the verge of some banjo pickin'

Post: #3

Momster Wrote:Fairly certain I was planted in the wrong orchard. My mom and her family... they are scary on the verge of some banjo pickin'

How many tooth do they have.......together I mean?

Post: #4

Derek (his real name) was trying to give me this smelly pc of pigs feet thing from a pig roast 2 weeks ago and it was wrapped in wax paper. I kept saying I was not hungry and his other cousin Derik (his real name with an i) was getting pissed because I would not take it, so he grabs the pigs feet thing and takes a chomp outta it to prove it was still good and I swear he lost a freakin tooth gnawing on it. But I think he swallowed it. They live in an apartment complex and I can only imagine what goes on throughout the week.

Post: #5

They were going to use my buffer to get the paint of the sides of their mothers car that scrapped the side of the garage going in one night. I did not dare to see the car as I said my goodbyes and they started fucking around with the tricycle. Christ, it was like 2 PM and I was just cruising around looking for a freakin kite to bring to the beach next week. So I decided to call ahead...........big mistake!

Post: #6

One more thing...........they have a computer and I introduced them to the http://www.24hourForums.com ::lmao::

Post: #7

Maggot Wrote:Derek (his real name) was trying to give me this smelly pc of pigs feet thing from a pig roast 2 weeks ago and it was wrapped in wax paper. I kept saying I was not hungry and his other cousin Derik (his real name with an i) was getting pissed because I would not take it, so he grabs the pigs feet thing and takes a chomp outta it to prove it was still good and I swear he lost a freakin tooth gnawing on it. But I think he swallowed it. They live in an apartment complex and I can only imagine what goes on throughout the week.

"This is my brother Daryl and this is my other brother Daryl."

::lmao::

Post: #8

Maggot Wrote:One more thing...........they have a computer and I introduced them to the http://www.24hourForums.com ::lmao::

Jolly good !

I'm sure they will get along finewith 24's resident hillbilly hayseed fuckwits, Millennium and Mudawbber.

Post: #9

Maggot Wrote:One more thing...........they have a computer and I introduced them to the http://www.24hourForums.com ::lmao::

::bigg::

Post: #10

Is a pig just a pig or would that be the third member of that particular trio ?

Post: #11

Duchess Wrote:Is a pig just a pig or would that be the third member of that particular trio ?

The pig is Foxglove.




Instead of going "oink" it just repeats the word "illegals" over and over again.

Post: #12

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

Duchess Wrote:Is a pig just a pig or would that be the third member of that particular trio ?

The pig is Foxglove.




Instead of going "oink" it just repeats the word "illegals" over and over again.

Before man knew that pigs were very smart that may have been offensive. But to brand an archaic name to a person only minimizes the "pig" statement. I can only defend her right to say what she says as much as I would defend the rights of anti-gun fanatics their right to say what they believe is right. Common sense usuallydictates the outcome in either case............bailiff.......whack his pee-pee.

Post: #13

I got an invite to Dereks wedding next weekend. (They only give a weeks notice) It might be best to stick a "return to sender" thing on this in the hopes that they think I moved, but it will probably just make them "drive by" just to make sure.

Post: #14

bring the RV