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THE HOBBIT 2
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I'm not a fan but I know there are at least a couple Mockers who are.

Release date is December 13. Here is the official trailer -

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I've read all the hobbit books by Tolkien mostly when I was in the navy getting tossed around on a tin can. My minds visual is always better but I would love to see the movie.
I've never heard of the desolation of smaug.
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#3
The three Hobbit films are a three part adaption of the book the Hobbit.

How come you've never heard of the desolation of Smaug if you've read the Hobbit? Its in there.
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(06-14-2013, 03:21 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: The three Hobbit films are a three part adaption of the book the Hobbit.

How come you've never heard of the desolation of Smaug if you've read the Hobbit? Its in there.

I really dont remember it, maybe it was the name of a chapter or something. I have read the hobbit, fellowship of the ring, two towers and return of the king. it was over 30 yrs ago..........
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#5
30 years is a long time.

I still thought you would have remembered the massive dragon in The Hobbit though.
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I remember the dragon , not his name. The Hobbit books had a ton of shit in them. some of the names given to characters were very tough to pronounce never mind remember them! Geez, I'm not the computer who wore tennis shoes.
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(06-13-2013, 05:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm not a fan but I know there are at least a couple Mockers who are.

Release date is December 13. Here is the official trailer -


Yeah looking forward to it. Might need a job now if I'm going to see it in the theater though.

My brother and me both won a pair of tickets for Man of Steel from the local radio station(WRVE 99.5 FM) and so my brother tried to sell the extra free tickets we had. Got caught be the Regal(Crossgates Mall) theater manager and she told him she was calling the radio station and was going to have us banned from winning movie tickets from the station/Regal.
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Well that's what you get when you greedily try and tout tickets that a radio station gave you as a prize in good faith.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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(06-14-2013, 02:44 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Well that's what you get when you greedily try and tout tickets that a radio station gave as a gift in good faith.

Thats basically what I told my brother. I told him it was wrong and that he's just angry/upset because he/we finally got caught.
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Clang, does the theater manager know your names? If not, I wouldn't be too concerned.
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(06-14-2013, 02:52 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Clang, does the theater manager know your names? If not, I wouldn't be too concerned.

Yes she does. She was the one we got the tickets from at guest services. Had to present ID and then she checked our names off the list. It makes me feel more guilty too because she gave us the choice to see it in 2D or 3D because we we're the first people on the list to pick up our tickets. She could've just let us see it in 2D.
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Go slap your brother. He screwed you out of a good thing.
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#13
You should give your dumbass brother a slap to the chops for permanently fucking up your little jollies to the cinema.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#14
Great minds think alike AGAIN!
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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(06-14-2013, 03:04 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Great minds think alike AGAIN!


Whoa. Damn near identical.

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#16
That dickhead OP was a little funnier, however. Clang's brother fucking up his jollies at the cinema made me laugh.
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(06-14-2013, 03:18 PM)sally Wrote: That dickhead OP was a little funnier, however. Clang's brother fucking up his jollies at the cinema made me laugh.

I seem to be amusing you today I'm sure it won't last.
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#18
You say some funny shit sometimes, but that's the only good thing I'll ever say about you.
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(06-14-2013, 03:18 PM)sally Wrote: That dickhead OP was a little funnier, however.


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(06-14-2013, 03:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Go slap your brother. He screwed you out of a good thing.

(06-14-2013, 03:03 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: You should give your dumbass brother a slap to the chops for permanently fucking up your little jollies to the cinema.

Nah, he he feels bad enough about it already...


Edit: Screw that... extremely hard kick and punch to his balls has been achieved.
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