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MAGGOT'S APPLE
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...doesn't fall far from the tree.

I see your offspring inherited your awesomeness. hah

"All my slaves have run away and now I'm stuck working with a bunch of idiots" .........lil professor

Other tidbits:

"Don't make me talk through my teeth!"

"I'm giving you the middle toe through my shoe"
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(06-08-2013, 01:07 PM)Duchess Wrote: "I'm giving you the middle toe through my shoe"

Smiley_emoticons_smile I love this one.

Actually, used it on my sister today (gave verbal attribution, seriously).
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(06-08-2013, 06:34 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Smiley_emoticons_smile I love this one.


I do too, it made me laugh. I gotta find somebody to use it on. hah
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#4
Cute! I love what comes out of younger kid's mouths.

My son made another poem for me years ago (when he was around 7).

M - middle aged wonder Smiley_emoticons_slash
O- organized
M- makes me happy

Middle aged wonder...hrumph.

When my daughter was 3 or so she loudly asked me in front of a chubby stranger "why is that woman so FAT"? To a store checker "are you a man or a woman"?.

I love that stuff. I think Maggot is probably an awesome father.

Speaking of....
Commando Cunt Queen
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#5
He said the talking through my teeth thing at 6 am one day because I would not get up and pop a few waffles in the toaster right away, it made me laugh first thing in the morning because it was the third time he had asked and finally was getting pissed.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(06-08-2013, 07:09 PM)username Wrote: Cute! I love what comes out of younger kid's mouths.

My son made another poem for me years ago (when he was around 7).

M - middle aged wonder Smiley_emoticons_slash
O- organized
M- makes me happy

Middle aged wonder...hrumph.

When my daughter was 3 or so she loudly asked me in front of a chubby stranger "why is that woman so FAT"? To a store checker "are you a man or a woman"?.

I love that stuff. I think Maggot is probably an awesome father.

Speaking of....

Please don't discuss happy family times you will just piss off black sheep esad who thinks all emotion is gay because his family disowned him.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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