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#21


I would stand & applaud you, Hot D. Those are great. Take that, bitches.
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(11-15-2013, 01:08 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Effin' Obama - did he not learn from the great umbrella scandals of those before him? He should probably be impeached over this.

Ronald Reagan, what a pompous tool. And, Nancy - look what that arrogant bitch got away with! Who the hell does she think she is anyway?
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And that snooty fag, George Bush, Sr. No words....
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I mean, how many more times should we, the people, be expected to put up with yet another US President allowing a service person to make a small gesture in order to avoid having this happen during a public outing or speech?
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Sarah Palin and all of the town criers are right - it's a god damned outrage!
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Citizens unite... Perhaps presidents should be required to wear hoodies at all public engagements? That could put an end to the rampant umbrella-holding abuse that military and public servants have been suffering at the hands of politicians for decades. Just a thought...


Excellent, brilliant, superb! That is post of the year for me.

You really did shut all the naysayers up with that post! I mean that post really is a wooden stake in the heart of all the right wing vampires at Mock! HOTD is the new Van Helsing! I await the condemnation for Reagan, Palin, and Bush for doing EXACTLY THE SAME thing they are condemning Obama for doing. But we all know that will never happen because they actually don't give a fuck about the honour and integrity and manners of politicians they just hate Obama.

End of story.
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#23
(11-15-2013, 10:05 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: they just hate Obama.


I think there are a shit ton of people out there who would condemn him for finding a cure for cancer.
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(11-14-2013, 09:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: I think it looks gay.

That is the most retarded thing you have ever said and that's fucking saying something!

“It looks gay”? Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

“It has started to rain Mr president would you like me to hold this umbrella over you so you can concentrate on your address and stay dry?”

“Don't talk shit son, I don't want to look gay!”

Maybe its gay to even hold an umbrella for yourself?

“Your jackets got a hood on it why are you using an umbrella are you a fucking queer or something you cunt?”

Bwahahahahaha!

Fuck. Me.
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(11-15-2013, 10:11 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-15-2013, 10:05 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: they just hate Obama.


I think there are a shit ton of people out there who would condemn him for finding a cure for cancer.

Obama could eradicate Al Qeada completely off the face of the planet, personally be the first human being on the planet Mars planting the stars and stripes on the surface himself, and find Madeline McCann safe and well and it still wouldn't be good enough for some people.

It would be a case of “destroying terrorists? First man on Mars? Found Madeline McCann? Who the fuck does he think he is? The black liberal Muslim cunt!”
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#26


Interesting.

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(11-15-2013, 10:19 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Interesting.

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The only difference is “it looks gay” when you keep a black man dry with an umbrella apparently it doesn't “look gay” when you keep a white man dry with an umbrella, apparently.

Maybe the sight of a white man holding an umbrella over a black man makes people call for the return of the “good old days” when black people had to sit at the back of the bus and knew their place.
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#28
They all look gay. But in todays world I heard thats OK.
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#29
I still don't really know what the flying fuck you mean when you say it looks “gay”?!

If you are a VIP how is having an umbrella held over your head “gay”?!
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#30
I'm not sure what you want.........it just looks "gay" doesn't it?
Ok, try this is this gay or nay?

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#31
Riding a bicycle is “gay”?

So Bradley Wiggens must be a massive queer then is he?

George W Bush owned a ranch but he's absolutely terrified of horses, do you consider that “gay”?
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#32
Well like Duchess says.........."Thats Bushes fault"
Do you ride a bike pee-wee?
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#33
(11-15-2013, 05:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: Well like Duchess says.........."Thats Bushes fault"


Awink
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(11-15-2013, 03:30 PM)Maggot Wrote: I'm not sure what you want.........it just looks "gay" doesn't it?
Ok, try this is this gay or nay?

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That's gayer than a swimming pool shaped like a cock filled with jizz.
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#35
Riding a bike isn't gay. Riding a bike in the park while wearing a helmet and high waters is gay.

I'm not sure what's so gay about the umbrellas, however. Apparently that's just customary. Wearing a bib at a seafood shack is gay too, but it's not like I can help it if they insist on tying it around my neck.
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(11-15-2013, 06:18 PM)sally Wrote: Riding a bike isn't gay. Riding a bike in the park while wearing a helmet and high waters is gay.

I'm not sure what's so gay about the umbrellas, however. Apparently that's just customary. Wearing a bib at a seafood shack is gay too, but it's not like I can help it if they insist on tying it around my neck.
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#37
I looked kinda gay shuffling around the alley bar in my rented bowling shoes a few weeks back.

But, so did everyone else, so it wasn't a discriminating gay experience.

I guess we can't just wear our own hard non-black-soled loafers to throw back a few because the shoe rental is probably a big portion of the revenue for bowling alley owners?

It might actually be a pretty good little racket. Probably cost the owners like $5 a pair when they bought them back in 1970 and they've rented 'em out at escalating prices for 45 years now - way higher ROI than real-estate.

Not sure why I'm thinking about this shit. Strikes me as odd, but I probably just have time to spare so my mind's rolled into the gutter. IDK.
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#38


He has to set a good example for his kids.

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#39
Everyone is talking about gay like it's a bad thing. Gay is good. I love gay people, two of my best friends are lesbians and I love them to bits.
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(11-15-2013, 07:05 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Everyone is talking about gay like it's a bad thing. Gay is good. I love gay people, two of my best friends are lesbians and I love them to bits.

You have something against bowling shoes?

I sometimes think people or things have a gay look to them (sometimes because that's what they're going for and sometimes because of visual association); doesn't mean I think they're bad.

But, I don't think every gay person or every gay look or every gay culture or every gay gang-bang porno...is good either. Most are, but not all.

Just like everything else, some gay is good, some gay is neutral, and some gay is totally gay (don't get testy, that last part was just a poke).
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