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#1,461
02-03-2015, 08:00 AM


This last Super Bowl was the most watched show in US television history. 114 million homes were tuned in to watch.
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02-03-2015, 04:08 PM
It was worth it for the last play call.
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02-03-2015, 04:59 PM
Jeremy Maclin to the Vikings?

I believe so.
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02-03-2015, 05:13 PM


No fucking way! No way! You must misunderstand. He wants to be in Philly. Ohmaigods. Where did you read that?
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02-03-2015, 05:17 PM
(02-03-2015, 05:13 PM)Duchess Wrote:

No fucking way! No way! You must misunderstand. He wants to be in Philly. Ohmaigods. Where did you read that?

A local (MSP) source is saying he thinks it's a realistic scenario. Apparently Vikes are ready and willing to go get an unrestricted FA #1 WR. Maclin tops the list.
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02-03-2015, 05:21 PM


Well you can't have him. We are going to give him a very nice contract. He wants to be an Eagle. We have enough money to take care of the players that we need to. I hear Ray Rice is available. Set your sights on him. Stay away from my man, mister. You can have Riley.
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02-03-2015, 05:55 PM
(02-03-2015, 05:21 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Well you can't have him. We are going to give him a very nice contract. He wants to be an Eagle. We have enough money to take care of the players that we need to. I hear Ray Rice is available. Set your sights on him. Stay away from my man, mister. You can have Riley.
I'm not so sure Chip will put the franchise tag on him Duchess. He won't be "forced" to make any decisions due to the cap (we're WAY under the cap), but he may look for new talent at that position.
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02-03-2015, 05:59 PM
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02-03-2015, 06:15 PM
(02-03-2015, 05:59 PM)Duchess Wrote: [Image: 7040i98E4F4CBD4FBA111?v=mpbl-1]
hah All things considered, he had a good year last year, but that's about it. The rest of his tenure has been riding the pine with injuries as an Eagle.
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02-04-2015, 08:59 PM
He's had a bad string of injuries for sure. The knee was one thing, but the weird cancer-scare thing and his other injuries... I'd still rather have him tho. Just tag him, he's the only FA worth forcing to stick around.

But I just saw that Cowboys RB Dunbar just got arrested for drugs. Maybe they'll be scared into resigning Murray and Dez Bryant can go play for Minnesota.

He'd fit right in. He beats his mother and Peterson beats his kid!
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02-04-2015, 09:35 PM
I'd love to have Dez here.
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02-04-2015, 09:47 PM
Does your mother need a beating?
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02-05-2015, 11:55 AM
(02-04-2015, 08:59 PM)Cutz Wrote: He's had a bad string of injuries for sure. The knee was one thing, but the weird cancer-scare thing and his other injuries... I'd still rather have him tho. Just tag him, he's the only FA worth forcing to stick around.
But I just saw that Cowboys RB Dunbar just got arrested for drugs. Maybe they'll be scared into resigning Murray and Dez Bryant can go play for Minnesota.

He'd fit right in. He beats his mother and Peterson beats his kid!
Ummm... Shady.
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02-05-2015, 04:32 PM


Richard Sherman's baby boy has arrived on 2/5. I think that's kinda cool given his Dad wears #25 or maybe I'm just a sentimental old fool.
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02-05-2015, 04:59 PM
DT Sharif Floyd and CB Xavier Rhodes were working out mere feet from me today at my Lifetime Fitness.

Floyd is massive.
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02-05-2015, 05:01 PM


Did you talk to them? I would have flirted & asked for autographs.
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02-05-2015, 05:11 PM
(02-05-2015, 05:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Did you talk to them? I would have flirted & asked for autographs.

No autograph requests, but funny enough, I did flirt a little.
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02-05-2015, 05:17 PM


Be careful, honey, some take that as encouragement and not you just having a little fun.
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02-05-2015, 05:42 PM
(02-05-2015, 05:17 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Be careful, honey, some take that as encouragement and not you just having a little fun.

Duly noted.

In all seriousness, I was a little surprised that these guys were still in Minny for the off-season. I can think of thousands of other places I'd rather be in the winter.

They were just doing some real light work in a corner by themselves with a trainer. No one really bothered them from what I saw.
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02-07-2015, 05:47 PM


We'll end the season with some fines. Smiley_emoticons_smile

I like a good brawl and got to see a couple this year. My team was in one of them.

Maggot, your guy Gronk is a star now. I think your lucky to have him. I thought my guy deserved comeback player over him but that's because he's my guy, not because Gronk wasn't worthy.

These are the guys who got popped for their Super Bowl brawling -

Seahawks linebacker Bruce Irvin and defensive lineman Michael Bennett were fined $10,000 and $8,268, respectively, for unnecessarily striking an opponent, while Patriots tight ends Rob Gronkowski and Michael Hoomanawanui were both docked $8,268 for their actions in the skirmish.

Seahawks wide receiver Doug Baldwin was also fined $11,025 for his celebration following a third-quarter touchdown.

The league's 2015 season starts next month.

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