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ABUSIVE TEEN-AGED ASSHOLES
#41
Some kids go to school to learn, others go to school to socialize and goof off for fun. Then they have the balls to mess with the kids that want to learn. There should be a special place for them a dark hole in a dark land so they can learn early what jail is all about.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#42
Thats pretty fucked upI would not have politely "Asked them to stop" probably would have broken one of thems ass and put a stop to it. Might have bought a trip down town, but wtf?
Whats up with those lips? They got a tag inside says "Inflate to 40 psi"?
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#43
Shame... Dundalk used to be a close knit, blue collar town that wasn't so bad. But after industry and port jobs disappeared I guess it has changed a bit.

I hope all these fuckers pay full fare for their crimes.
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#44
(05-13-2015, 08:09 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: I would not have politely "Asked them to stop" probably would have broken one of thems ass and put a stop to it.

That's kind compared to my feelings. I used to break up fights by kids these ages, the dudes all think they're men and want to prove it, and a lot of them were often taller and stronger than I was. Also, authority figures/elders mean nothing to them. My approach would be summed up in the first minute of this video.



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#45
^ 28

The whole video is pretty funny, but the first two minutes are hilarious. I'm pretty sure these news song bits will be running through my head all day.

"Fire two blasts, outside the house -- buy a shotgun, buy a double barrel shotgun."

"Americans could be killed by a drone, in a cafe...in San Francisco."
What?! Shit.
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#46
Songify the news is brilliant!
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#47
(05-14-2015, 09:52 AM)Jimbone Wrote: Songify the news is brilliant!

I'm still laughing.

It really is smart and funny satire without changing any of the words that come outta the mouths of those unintentionally humorous politicians, aside from adding a line or chorus here and there.

"Jill, buy a shot gun -- baby". hah
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#48
(05-14-2015, 09:56 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I'm still laughing.

"Jill, buy a shot gun -- baby". hah

I've spent way too much time on their youtube page laughing. I assume you've seen them before, but if not, you're in for a treat.

https://www.youtube.com/user/schmoyoho

It's not all gold, but when they hit the mark it is hilarious.

ETA, also usually hilarious is Bad Lip Reading.

https://www.youtube.com/user/BadLipReading
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#49
(05-14-2015, 09:56 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(05-14-2015, 09:52 AM)Jimbone Wrote: Songify the news is brilliant!

I'm still laughing.

It really is smart and funny satire without changing any of the words that come outta the mouths of those unintentionally humorous politicians, aside from adding a line or chorus here and there.

"Jill, buy a shot gun -- baby". hah

I like their summary songs in the last bit before the promos. This one is very melodic, but it's a common theme they do and they're often very very funny.
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#50
Thanks for the video and the links guys; funny stuff.

I've got some way too serious business on my hands these days and plan to give it a rest for the weekend; will definitely check out more of the videos.
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#51
Stupid niggers.

by Brooke Bosca | Top Right News

The Black girl who viciously assaulted a White girl and her 3-year old niece in a Texas park was arrested by police as she finally turned herself in, after nearly 2 days spent “hiding” from police with her “guardian”.

And the shocking fact is her age – she’s only 13 years old.

After investigating the brutal act, police in this Dallas suburb of Rowlett have given few details, but did say the act was “premeditated,” which squares with local accounts that the two girls pictured above planned the attack on the victim, and that it may have been part of a “gang initiation.”

Here is the video of the brutal, unprovoked assault:







Violently thrown to the pavement, the 3-year old niece suffered a serious cut and bruising, requiring medical attention (see below)

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Local citizens have questioned the police department’s disjointed process of informing the public, and whether the perpetrator was given special treatment.

That is because the attacker reportedly went into “hiding” after learning she could face felony assault charges, as the police announced on Saturday:

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Since she was identified on Friday, she had been fleeing police for nearly 48 hours, before the police issued and update to their Facebook page on Sunday afternoon:

police-update

Will the “guardian” face charges for aiding a fugitive? Police won’t say.


Police will not release the young thug’s name as she is a minor. She was immediately processed into the Dallas County Henry Wade Juvenile Detention Center in Dallas on charges of injury to a child and assault. It is up to a judge on whether she will remain in custody.

There is no word on whether hate crime charges will be added.

None of the three other individuals, including the teen who filmed the footage, and egged her on, her friend who threatened the two White girls, nor the boy who danced over the victim, have been charged.

As the girls talk before the attack, a male voice can be heard saying, “Take the baby, the baby’s the reason she’s not getting beat up.” That voice reportedly belonged to the boy filming the incident, who Top Right News has identified as Ernest Irizarry Jr., 14, of Rowlett, TX.
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#52
I'm sure she dindu nuffin.

Or maybe a Confederate flag made her do it.
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#53


Oh..my..God! They think that's cool! I never care what happens to those worthless fucks, just get them off the street. I'd feel the same way if they were white.
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#54
(07-02-2015, 11:53 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I'd feel the same way if they were white.
By white, do you mean Obama white or Clinton white?

Any word if the victim is from a slave owning ancestry?

Other than the fact she is white and therefore, an oppressor.
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#55
Chocolate break!!! hah
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#56
(07-02-2015, 04:42 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: By white, do you mean Obama white or Clinton white?


Clinton white. Obama is what people around here would call a "more", more black than white. There is an entire little town south of me filled with 'em.
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Bartender, husband, and father Steve Gerecke, 60 (far right) was found dead in his New Mexico driveway by police on June 26.

Ryan Archibeque, 17 (top left), Andrew Hubler, 15 (top right), Jeremiah King, 16 (bottom left), and Christopher Rodriguez, 16 (bottom right), will be charged as adults. Two other teens, 14-year-olds Enrique Palomino and Matthew Baldonado, will be charged as juveniles. Five of the six teens have criminal records or past run-ins with the law. Jeremiah King is the alleged shooter.

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Gerecke's poor family ^ is pissed, and I don't blame them. His daughter Heather (black dress) said, 'I want to address the parents of these animals. Where were you? Why did you let your children run the streets at 3am? I hold you, the parents, responsible. Just know a tsunami is coming.'

The neighbors of one of the teens, Andrew Hubler, said they often called the cops on the group, who they claimed would often come back around 2 or 3am drunk and high.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...z3fnBLmven
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#58


They don't deserve the air they breathe. I totally mean that. I don't see people like this overcoming anything to go on and be productive human beings. They make me feel dictator-ish. Remove them from life, just take 'em out, put a bullet in the little bastards. They are owed nothing.
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#59
Those f'in gingers... always causing trouble.

Save the world the trouble and execute these punks after they are found guilty.
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#60
(07-13-2015, 02:03 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Those f'in gingers... always causing trouble.

He should be locked up for just being ugly.

The other ones are no prize to look at either.
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