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The cloak of invisibility
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I want one! On sale soon for 1,669.00 American.

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yAHOOOO link
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#2


That's not going to end well.
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(04-01-2014, 12:57 PM)Maggot Wrote: I want one! On sale soon for 1,669.00 American.

Who/what/where would you want to infiltrate first, Dr. M?
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(04-01-2014, 01:35 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(04-01-2014, 12:57 PM)Maggot Wrote: I want one! On sale soon for 1,669.00 American.

Who/what/where would you want to infiltrate first, Dr. M?

I would go to a library and make noise.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#5
(04-01-2014, 01:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: I would go to a library and make noise.

I hear ya -- figured you might play the library card and wanna check it out -- I can read you like an open book.

I'd probably plant my invisible ass on a chair inside the Oval Office or the Kremlin -- for the first day, at least.

I'd need an invisible translator headset for the latter, though. Smart greedy techno bastards know the real money's in the add-ons and accessories.
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#6
With my luck the batteries would run out just as I was about to give the ole Prez a wedgie.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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(04-01-2014, 01:49 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Smart greedy techno bastards know the real money's in the add-ons and accessories.

hah

Ain't it the truth!
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#8
Its always about the batteries
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#9


I'd like to have the superpower of bending people to my will. Muahahaha.
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(04-02-2014, 02:28 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'd like to have the superpower of bending people to my will. Muahahaha.


Bending people to my will..............bending people to my will........bending peo........hahahahahahaha I have a filthy mind because of that blue pill Love child.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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(04-10-2018, 02:15 PM)Maggot Wrote: that blue pill Love child.


Ahahahaha! I love that! She sure is, isn't she.
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#12


Holy Moly, this thread is 4 yrs. old. How can that be!
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#13
WTF
Your mind was already filthy!
Is that a [you] tag? Do they exist here?

If I were invisible I would want to listen to people's conversations about me, and then when I realized they were talking about mundane stuff I would go around and try to hear what I could hear people talking about-or doing in private or secretly.
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#14
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If I was invisible, I would "cherry pick" the Power Ball numbers out of the hopper to make them "match my ticket"! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
Carsman: Loves Living Large

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(04-11-2018, 04:44 PM)Carsman Wrote: .

If I was invisible, I would "cherry pick" the Power Ball numbers out of the hopper to make them "match my ticket"! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

I would tap people on the shoulder and laugh as they looked around all confused. But yeah your idea is even better.
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