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#81
So you try getting black guys to voyeuristic watch you fondling your body.

You aren't interested in girls.

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#82
(10-21-2019, 07:02 AM)Fry Guy Wrote: So you try getting black guys to voyeuristic watch you fondling your body.

You aren't interested in girls.

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I was minding my business while stroking my bustness. I was not trolling for guys on the street. That black guy was a perv for peeping in my window.
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#83
Nope. You were hoping for the kick of getting some man watch you. Him? Generally looking around while he gets him steps in.
"What a nice day! Nice houses. Shit what is going on there? Some in distress? NO JESUS CHRIST. some fat poof playing himself. Look away and hope he didn't see me"
You know that is what really happened? Play plausible deniability all you want
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#84
How is he a perv for just walking along looking up at the beautiful blue sky and catching a gander of your fat ass fondling your nipples? You freaked that poor nigger out something awful.
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#85
Of course he was playing himself, John Candy was not available.
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#86
(10-21-2019, 06:43 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-20-2019, 10:19 PM)MirahM Wrote: Clang, are there not drag shows where you live? Seriously, go to one. Even if you have to drag your guy friends with you. Just go!
Yeah there are drag shows near me. Working up the courage to go to one is a different story. I'm not far from Lark St in Albany which is like LGBT headquarters. I was only 9 minute walk from the Pride Parade. I was going to go but my nephew's Confirmation was the same day.

You don't have to go dressed up. Why do you need to have courage to go to a show? Lots of people go to them, gay, straight, bi,trans.

Stop making excuses. Just go!

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#87
Here.
I already found one happening on Wednesday. Go! Don't worry about it being a work night either.

http://www.waterworkspub.com/events/details/?id=70

It is called Wacky Wednsday drag show.

That place looks fun actually. Then there is a costume contest on the 25th. You can do that. No excuses! Just go! For you!

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#88
(10-21-2019, 09:57 PM)MirahM Wrote: Here.
I already found one happening on Wednesday. Go! Don't worry about it being a work night either.

http://www.waterworkspub.com/events/details/?id=70

It is called Wacky Wednsday drag show.

That place looks fun actually. Then there is a costume contest on the 25th. You can do that. No excuses! Just go! For you!
Ok. But if my friends and family find out. I'm blaming you for ruining my life. Just kidding. I'll think about it.
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#89
(10-21-2019, 09:53 PM)MirahM Wrote:
(10-21-2019, 06:43 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-20-2019, 10:19 PM)MirahM Wrote: Clang, are there not drag shows where you live? Seriously, go to one. Even if you have to drag your guy friends with you. Just go!
Yeah there are drag shows near me. Working up the courage to go to one is a different story. I'm not far from Lark St in Albany which is like LGBT headquarters. I was only 9 minute walk from the Pride Parade. I was going to go but my nephew's Confirmation was the same day.

You don't have to go dressed up. Why do you need to have courage to go to a show? Lots of people go to them, gay, straight, bi,trans.

Stop making excuses. Just go!
I'm not making excuses. I'm just a caterpillar taking his sweet ass time to come fully out of his cocoon.
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#90
No. You are a fat gay man hiding in the closet hoping his family don't find him pretending to be a woman.

World of difference.
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#91
I see the cocoon as a metaphor for a straight jacket, but you put the lazy in crazy.
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#92
I see his closet as a metaphor for his cocoon
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#93
(10-22-2019, 01:32 AM)Fry Guy Wrote: No. You are a fat gay man hiding in the closet hoping his family don't find him pretending to be a woman.

World of difference.
Better than being a 30 year old daughter-prostitute pretending to be your wife.
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#94
No one pretends to be my wife. My daughter is not a prostitute
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#95
(10-22-2019, 07:31 AM)Fry Guy Wrote: No one pretends to be my wife. My daughter is not a prostitute
Well of course her pimp would say that. It's cool bro. I'm not a narc or a cop.
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#96
Would give a shit if you were?
When are you going to give your Maggie Thatcher dress up a twirl at the local mall?
When are you going to dress up and invite your cigar smoking mates over?
Think how liberating? Chomping on a big ole fat cigar. Two fingers worth of scotch, talking crap...dress raised legs apart, airing your nuts... you are almost there in your mind aren't you?
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#97
(10-22-2019, 06:15 PM)Fry Guy Wrote: Would give a shit if you were?
When are you going to give your Maggie Thatcher dress up a twirl at the local mall?
When are you going to dress up and invite your cigar smoking mates over?
Think how liberating? Chomping on a big ole fat cigar. Two fingers worth of scotch, talking crap...dress raised legs apart, airing your nuts... you are almost there in your mind aren't you?
Yeah well Superman never smoked cigars with Jimmy Olsen. I can imagine it in my mind but sadly never will my two worlds collide in the real world.
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#98
Interesting analogy. So which did you identify with in this scenario? Brave manly Superman or skinny Jim Olsen? Maybe feminine Lois Lane? Seek help
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#99
(10-22-2019, 08:41 PM)Fry Guy Wrote: Interesting analogy. So which did you identify with in this scenario? Brave manly Superman or skinny Jim Olsen? Maybe feminine Lois Lane? Seek help
There is no help....only Zuul.
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