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Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep...
#41


ESAD, what do cigarettes cost over there? A carton of 10 packs of twenty is about $65.00 here. I buy my boss' cigarettes here because they are cheaper in the southern part of my state than they are up north.
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#42
20 cigarettes is around $15 so that's another good reason to quit ✔
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#43
(01-02-2015, 07:18 AM)Duchess Wrote:

ESAD, what do cigarettes cost over there? A carton of 10 packs of twenty is about $65.00 here. I buy my boss' cigarettes here because they are cheaper in the southern part of my state than they are up north.

You would pay about $140 for the same in Australia. About 70% of that would be federal tax.
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#44


Holy cow! That's a lot of money for a pack of cigarettes. I'm going to tell my friends the next time I hear them complaining about the price.

Smokers have no rights here. You can't smoke indoors anywhere other than a private residence and people are pushing to make that a law in the parks and on beaches too.
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#45
Yep. At the moment, the cheapest fuel you can buy here is about $1.40/Litre or around $5.50/gallon. A slab of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale that you could buy at Costco for around $25 is $80 here. A locally made equivalent would be $65-70.
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#46
(01-02-2015, 07:51 AM)crash Wrote: around $5.50/gallon


Wooo. I paid $2.42 the last time I got gas. Really, people here should not be complaining about the price of this stuff given what the rest of the world pays.
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#47
Well, I guess paying double for booze and gas is a cheap price to pay for not having 2 year olds blowing away their mothers in supermarkets and a government that proudly tortures the fuck out of people.
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#48
Smoking e-ciggs is a hell of a lot cheaper than regular ciggs. A LOT!!! At least for me.
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#49
(01-02-2015, 08:00 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(01-02-2015, 07:51 AM)crash Wrote: around $5.50/gallon


Wooo. I paid $2.42 the last time I got gas. Really, people here should not be complaining about the price of this stuff given what the rest of the world pays.

I paid $1.85 a gallon last night.
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#50
See, this is what I mean about vaporizers for weed:


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I'm content with the vaporizer I have but I'm always looking for the next best. However, it gets confusing when you're looking at something that's not just a cigarette substitute but designed for "herbs" as well.

Sally, I'd consider that coughing potentially a good sign. The few times I've quit smoking regular cigarettes entirely, I cough like a seal for several days. It's your lungs clearing out. Smiley_emoticons_slash

Here's the link to the site where I found that pic. I was trying to find personal vaping reviews:

http://www.vaporizerblog.com/v2pro-series-3/
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He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#52
(01-01-2015, 10:42 PM)username Wrote:
(01-01-2015, 07:34 PM)blueberryhill Wrote: I also would like to apologize to a certain person here on Mock. I wrote a really nasty reply to her and she didn't deserve that.

Was it me?? I don't recall it but I'm TOTALLY in the mood to forgive. So if it was me, in my new 2015 spirit, I absolutely forgive you. In fact I love you. Mind, body, spirit.

No, it is not you this time. I love you, too, dipshit in mind, body and spirit....
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#53
(01-02-2015, 07:44 AM)Duchess Wrote: Smokers have no rights here. You can't smoke indoors anywhere other than a private residence and people are pushing to make that a law in the parks and on beaches too.[/i][/size]


When I was at Epcot I was standing at the designated smoking area and this lady walked by and rolled her eyes and pretended like she was coughing. I wanted to smack the shit out of her and put a cigarette out on her face. If I acted on my feelings sometimes I'd be spending most of time in jail.
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#54
(01-02-2015, 06:49 PM)sally Wrote: When I was at Epcot I was standing at the designated smoking area and this lady walked by and rolled her eyes and pretended like she was coughing. I wanted to smack the shit out of her and put a cigarette out on her face. If I acted on my feelings sometimes I'd be spending most of time in jail.


She was being an asshole simply for the sake of being an asshole. That's what assholes do. I would have goaded you on to put the cigarette out on her face. Do it, Sally, dooooo it.

I would pay your bail and your defense can be you are bi-polar, OCD and still terribly fucked up from the drugs you were on while sick with the flu. You'll walk. *nods*
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(01-02-2015, 06:49 PM)sally Wrote:
(01-02-2015, 07:44 AM)Duchess Wrote: Smokers have no rights here. You can't smoke indoors anywhere other than a private residence and people are pushing to make that a law in the parks and on beaches too.[/i][/size]


When I was at Epcot I was standing at the designated smoking area and this lady walked by and rolled her eyes and pretended like she was coughing. I wanted to smack the shit out of her and put a cigarette out on her face. If I acted on my feelings sometimes I'd be spending most of time in jail.

You at least blew smoke in her face, right?
I've never done that to anyone that I remember, but I wouldn't hesitate in that situation.
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#56
(01-02-2015, 05:18 PM)blueberryhill Wrote:
(01-01-2015, 10:42 PM)username Wrote:
(01-01-2015, 07:34 PM)blueberryhill Wrote: I also would like to apologize to a certain person here on Mock. I wrote a really nasty reply to her and she didn't deserve that.

Was it me?? I don't recall it but I'm TOTALLY in the mood to forgive. So if it was me, in my new 2015 spirit, I absolutely forgive you. In fact I love you. Mind, body, spirit.

No, it is not you this time. I love you, too, dipshit in mind, body and spirit....

Hrumph. So I shouldn't hold my breath waiting for an apology for the "dipshit" remark?

Bunch of bitches around here.
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#57
Stop falling down. Went with a friend today to get pedi's. I had to wear those disposable slippers home because I forgot my flip flops. It's raining here. I slipped in the garage right on my ass. I have a huge bruise on my left butt cheek and my neck hurts like a mofo. A few weeks ago I slipped on the stairs. Fuckin A. Gotta get the stairs carpeted.
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#58
(01-02-2015, 09:09 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Stop falling down. Went with a friend today to get pedi's. I had to wear those disposable slippers home because I forgot my flip flops. It's raining here. I slipped in the garage right on my ass. I have a huge bruise on my left butt cheek and my neck hurts like a mofo. A few weeks ago I slipped on the stairs. Fuckin A. Gotta get the stairs carpeted.

Do your own fucking pedi, lazyass!!! Now you're going to be paying a chiropractor for your misery. Think about that tonight when you're admiring your toes!
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#59
(01-02-2015, 09:09 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Stop falling down. Went with a friend today to get pedi's. I had to wear those disposable slippers home because I forgot my flip flops. It's raining here. I slipped in the garage right on my ass. I have a huge bruise on my left butt cheek and my neck hurts like a mofo. A few weeks ago I slipped on the stairs. Fuckin A. Gotta get the stairs carpeted.


The first thing to go as we age is our fucking balance which is why I'm adding yoga to my routine. I want you to do this pose every day at least 3 times a day for the next few weeks.

You'll know you've got it when you don't topple over on either side, lol.

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#60
I've mostly mastered that one (the "tree" pose) in a couple of days but I wobbled a lot the first several times I tried it. It looks easier than it is. Next goal, mastering it standing on a bosu trainer.



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